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Starring :With
her knockout North American looks, Elisha
Cuthbert
has all the right equipment to be a skinsation. Canadian network
execs took one look at this boobilicious blonde beauty and said,
"What a perfect hostess for children's television. Let's debut
her as the star of Popular
Mechanics for Kids!"
Having once been a young lad himself, Mr.
Skin
applauds this decision. After all, growing boys crave eye candy too.
Elisha is also quite an eyeful in the made-for-Canadian-TV movie Lucky
Girl
(2001). She certainly is lucky, and so are we for her presence on
this earth. Thankfully, God does bless the beasts and the children,
and Cuthbert's appealing girly girth is properly positioned as Kiefer
Sutherland's
troubled daughter on the hit action series 24.
Talk about your skincest fantasies! Elisha can also be seen bouncing
around with Luke
Wilson
in Old
School
(2003) and comes teasingly close to breaking the skin barrier in The
Girl Next Door (2004).
Playing a down-home porn star, Elisha peels to a thong and provides
awesome side-boobage early on and appears in undies and various other
sexy get-ups throughout the rest of the flick. Next, I'd love to
knock on this girl's back door.... |