Anton is just another lazy teen until evil takes over his hand and
starts killing everyone he knows. He gets the attention of the hottie
next door, Jessica Alba, but can he keep his evil hand from doing
more than just feeling her up? I know when I saw this flick Jessica
Alba, in her little tear away angel outfit, gave me evil thoughts,
but this comedy-horror flick was actually pretty damned entertaining.
It's a hard 'R', which means some good blood and violence, and even a
touch of gratuitous nudity, courtesy of Kelly Monaco. Definitely one
of the best horror movies of the last five or so years.
Blade The Series: Death Goes On
Season One, Episode 2. Krista (Jill Wagner) has a bad dream where she
bites her mother's neck. Both Blaade and Marcus starts to hunt an ash
dealer, Cain. 'Wipeout's Wagner shows some cleavage after getting out
of the shower. This episode also features hot model Elisa King
getting seduce by a vampire while topless. In the original version
that aired on US television, Elisa was wearing a bra with her panties.
Blade The Series: Descent
Season One, Episode 3. Marcus orders Krista (Jill Wagner) to deliver
a bag to Vanessa, and Blade hunts the doctor who makes vaccine to
vampires for Marvus. Two great lingerie scenes from 'Wipeout's
sideline cutie Wagner make this one of the hottest episodes of this series.
Weeds: Suck N Spit
Season Five, Episode 9. Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) tries to stay away
from Esteban, but her relationship with Andy is strained. Not so
strained, however, that she doesn't ask him to suckle her when she
forgets to pump her milky cans!
Ski School 2
Dumb as a stump comedy acts as a sequel to 1991's Ski School
which was, in itself, an 80's comedy made a few years too late. Ski
School 2 brings back master of sarcasm Dean Cameron, hair
thinning and future not-so-bright, to the ski slopes where he was
once a victor. Now, however, things have turned decidedly grim for
the first film's hero as the love of his life is inheriting the ski
resort and marrying a total sleaze. Various shenanigans ensue, and
you're treated to some lukewarm comedy made much more palatable by
some very, very nice looking ladies. As "Beth," lovely
Heather Campbell doesn't show off much beyond her quick demonstration
of her wedding night negligee, but thankfully the rest of the
actresses in the movie aren't nearly as bashful. Though Wendy
Hamilton completely steals the show with multiple topless scenes, an
early appearance (in a hard-hat no less) by Shannon Lee Brown is
memorable as are some quick looks at the various gals visiting
Cameron's lothario best friend who are credited (in order) as Patty
Kuprys, Denisa Ronzani and Carrie-Lee Alhassan.
Dark Rising
Weird fantasy/adventure tale lands somewhere between a
sword-and-sorcery affair and a slasher flick with a woman crossing
over from an inter-dimensional prison returns to our world in search
of her prince and a higher purpose. In the meantime, a guy goes on a
camping trip with his ex-fiance (now a lesbian, natch), her lover,
and a girl who is haunted by mysterious dreams that may be linked to
the other dimension. All of it adds up neatly and entertainingly
enough as the gal from prison world, (lovely brunette Brigitte
Kingsley) wears little more than the usual leather "warrior
girl" bikini, and in one instance even doffs that. Meanwhile,
you get served redhead Vanessa James and ultra-curled blonde Haley
Shannon as lesbian lovers and cutie pie Julia Schneider in a bikini
top. All and all, a decent flick for fans of b-movie comedies and the
female form.
Pimp My Wife: Kinky Secrets
Season One, Episode 4. The geniuses at Mainline Releasing Group have
struck again, this time with an innovative "staged reality
program" that features well-known pornstars giving housewives
makeovers, and then setting the wives loose on their husbands for
some frisky softcore play. Of course the housewives are all actresses
- some softcore, some hardcore - and the whole thing seems to be yet
another way for MRG to recycle their seemingly endless library of sex
scenes from shows like Voyeur. All that said, Pimp My Wife,
hosted by Lisa Ann, is a real blast and is filled with some
seriously sexy moments. Highly recommended!
In episode four of the show, titled Kinky Secrets, three
intrepid housewives are taught about the carnal pleasures to be had
from role playing. The episode leads off with the best girl first as
gorgeous porno vet Daisy Marie finds her inner dominatrix with the
help of Michelle Maylene. Next, a relative unknown to the Nitro team
named "Erin" gets schooled in studious sex fantasy by a
ravishing and bespectacled Lacie Heart. Finally, internet porn
sensation Michelle Avanti gets some play with Evan Stone as she
explores her fantasy of making a porno flick courtesy of director
Brook Haven. Along the way, you're treated to a few archive scenes
including one that has Brook Haven getting freaky neeky with Tyler Faith!
Crank 2-High Voltage
Jason Statham reprises his role as Chev Chelios, a hitman who falls
1,500 feet from a helicopter and SURVIVES! Fortunately for all of us
its a good thing he does, because we get to see even more of Amy
Smart in this one than we did in the last one. Plus theres other
hotties like Yeva-Genevieve Lavlinski and Jenna Haze to keep your
eyes busy. Is the movie believable? WHO CARES! You want believable,
watch a Meryl Streep flick. You want wall-to-wall action with
bullets, blood and babes! THIS is your movie!
Road Trip
Outrageous road romp about an underachieving college student in
upstate New York whose wild romp with an attractive classmate has
been videotaped and accidentally sent to his girlfriend in Texas. Now
he and his party-loving campus pals are off on a wild cross-country
trip to intercept the tape. Breckin Meyer, DJ Qualls, Amy Smart and
Tom Green star. Special unrated video edition includes footage not
seen in theatres. Also starring Aerica DAmaro, Aliya Campbell,
Bridgett Wise, Jaclyn DeSantis, Mia Amber Davis and Rachel Blanchard.
Crank
A professional hit man (Jason Statham) is injected with a deadly
toxin that will kill him in less than an hour. His only chance at
survival--keeping his heart racing long enough to find an
antidote--leads him on an adrenaline-fueled, thrill-seeking tear
through the streets of Los Angeles, engaging in everything from
indiscriminate killing to public sex in an effort to keep his ticker
going. Starring Amy Smart.
Sin Nombre
There are really great movies coming to us from south of the border,
and Sin Nombre definitely maintains that tradition. Lauded by
critics, this movie is definitely not for the faint of heart. If you
cant handle it, fast forward to Diana Garcias bedroom romp, hit the
chapter forward button a few times, and check out Paulina Gaitan in
her bra-and-panties scene. The rest of you, hold on to your balls,
cuz its a bumpy ride.
New York Nights
The lights and glamour of the Big Apple set the stage for this erotic
odyssey in the lives of nine women looking for pleasure. Penthouse
Pet of the Year Corinne Alphen heads a cast of gorgeous gals
in a steamy, spellbinding tale that includes an early turn by Willem
Dafoe. George Ayer, Lisa Peluso, and Susan Dava also star.
Spring Break
For anyone over the age of 35, chances are this movie was a very big
part of your childhood. I used to dream about meeting someone like
Penthouse Pet of the Year Corinne Alphen under a shower at the beach.
Or having a hottie like Penthouse Pet of the Year Sheila Kennedy rip
her wet t-shirt off for me. I wouldve easily settled for Nikki Fritz
or Rohnda Flynn, but Corinne was definitely my dream girl. Keep an
eye out for the camel toe in her red body suit.
Ellie
Shelley Winters may have been the biggest name on the bill, but
Sheila Kennedy is the main attraction of this film. Sheila Kennedy
was a Penthouse Pet of the Year, and when she drops her dress for her
photographer suitor, youll know exactly why. (Youll also know the
carpet doesnt match the drapes.) Big thanks to Troma for making this
80s gem available on DVD.
Skyscraper
Hilariously inept re-telling of Die Hard stars super-buxom
Anna Nicole Smith in the Bruce Willis role as an unlucky and unlikely
hero that must fight against terrorists holding a skyscraper hostage.
While some of the characters are swapped around and Smith is a
helicopter pilot instead of a cop, this bizarre copy of a mainstream
blockbuster is most memorable (of course) for Anna Nicole getting
naked several times in a series of foolish shower and love scenes.
While she certainly is an interesting model of the female form and a
boon for big boob buffs, the gal couldn't act a lick and never is it
more evident than in this unintentionally riotous flick.
Pimp My Wife: Bare it All
Season One, Episode 5. The geniuses at Mainline Releasing Group have
struck again, this time with an innovative "staged reality
program" that features well-known pornstars giving housewives
makeovers, and then setting the wives loose on their husbands for
some frisky softcore play. Of course the housewives are all actresses
- some softcore, some hardcore - and the whole thing seems to be yet
another way for MRG to recycle their seemingly endless library of sex
scenes from shows like Voyeur. All that said, Pimp My Wife,
hosted by Lisa Ann, is a real blast and is filled with some
seriously sexy moments. Highly recommended!
In episode five of the show, titled Bare it All, a humdrum
looking, "real" housewife named Jessica gets pimped and
surprisingly sexy for a nude photoshoot with the help of pornstar
Ariana Jollee. Jollee, in turn, gives some rather hands-on advice
after the photoshoot in a scorching hot three-way with Jessica and
her husband that should not be missed! Next up Courtney Simpson plays
a nubile young wife that, with the help of porno vet Dee, gets in
touch with her inner exhibitionist. Finally, longtime hardcore
veteran Jacy Andrews (here firmly in MILF territory) receives
instruction from the fit, young Cytherea on how to be more sexually
liberated. Again, the teacher practices what she preaches when
Cytherea jumps into a three-way with Andrews and her
"husband". Along the way, you're treated to a few archive
scenes including one that has Dee getting eaten out by the one and
only Beverly Lynne!
Beverly Hills Bordello: Research
A late-night Skinemax series that ran from 1996-1998, Beverly
Hills Bordello matched nice shooting and gorgeous actresses with
provocative storylines about an upscale "spa" run by
sophisticated Madam/business woman Veronica Winston. During its three-year
run, countless softcore greats passed through the Bordello's
boudoirs, and several of the show's encounters were later recycled by
companies like Mainline Releasing Group in compilation videos.
In the third season episode titled Research, the incredibly
good-looking and well-shaped Sita Renne Thompson (credited simply as
Renee Thompson) plays a writer trying to get more in touch with her
latest character. In order to do so, she pulls off a stint at the
Winston Spa, an idea given to her by friend and spa worked Leslie
Harter Zemeckis. While sometimes the shooting of this series is too
dark and soft to make out much, there are some exquisite moments from
both Thompson and Zemeckis, both who never truly broke out in the
genre - a particular shame in the same of Thompson who is wonderfully
sexy (and who, unlike Zemeckis, didn't get to marry one of the most
powerful directors in Hollywood!).
A Walk on the Moon
Actor Tony Goldwyn directed this tale of a New York family spending
the summer of Woodstock in the Catskills. That summer brings changes
in the mother (Diane Lane), who meets a traveling salesman (Viggo
Mortensen) and starts an affair and her daughter (Anna Paquin) who
has her eyes opened to the world. It's good solid drama made all the
better by another solid performance from Lane.
Tales of the Kama Sutra 2-Monsoon
Not sure if this is a sequel to Kama Sutra starring Indira
Varma or some other movie I missed, but either way I can completely
get behind any movie that has Helen Brodie and Jenny McShane getting
naked. Theres a plot in there involving Richard Tyson returning to
India only to discover he banged Helen Brodie hundreds of years
earlier. Beautiful locations, beautiful women...what more could you
ask for?
American High School
This straight-to-DVD comedy has everything you need from a lowish
budget comedy. Hot teens, a midget, and a topless Nikki Schieler
Ziering! Jillian Murray unfortunately doesnt get past her bra, but
shes cute as hell so I included her also.
Lingerie: Double Double
Season One, Episode 10. Marilyn (Denise Cobar) gets to know her new
boss better, while Vanessa's (Lana Tailor) old flame (Mia Pressly)
comes for a visit and Joanne (Emily MacLeod) gives her boyfriend a
second chance. Great to see Emily back for an episode and as always
the girl/girl scene with Lana and Mia is super hot.
The Hunger: The Secret Shih-Tan
Season One, Episode 4. A cook (Jason Scott Lee) gets his hands on the
ulitmate cookbook with many ways to prepare the ulitmate
ingredient...man! Nice sex scene with Gregoriane Minot-Payer as she
get prepared for the cooking pot.
The L Word: Life, Loss, Leaving
Season Two, Episode 1. Bette (Jennifer Beals) desperately begs for
forgiveness from Tina (Laurel Holloman) over her affair with Candace
(Ion Overman), but it falls on deaf ears. But Tina is revealed to be
hiding a shocking secret from her friends that she happens to be
pregnant again. Meanwhile, Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Dana (Erin
Daniels) continue to hide their romantic tryst from the others,
including Tonya. Jenny (Mia Kirshner) finds herself with writers
block, and saying an emotional goodbye to Tim as he prepares to leave
town for a teaching job back in Ohio. Shane lands a new lover, named
Carmen de la Morales (Sarah Shahi), whom she meets at a movie studio
while doing hairstyling for her latest client. With Marina gone after
learning of her nervous breakdown and her attempted suicide, Kit
decides to buy The Planet and continues to have mixed feelings over
hanging out with Ivan (Kelly Lynch).
A Man Apart
Decent action flick staring Vin Diesel that was made before The Fast
and the Furious, but released afterward, this flick has the kind of
decent nudity, courtesy of Rachel Sterling, Meriah Nelson and
softcore star April Flowers (as Diana Espen), that used to be
standard in R-rated action movies.
Weeds: Ducks and Tigers
Season Five, Episode 11. Nancy struggles with the fact that Andy has
moved on with Audra (Alanis Morissette). Two nice, sexy scene of the
"You Oughta Know" chick.
The L Word: Lynch Pin
Season Two, Episode 4. Bette (Jennifer Beals) travels to New York to
seek funding for her art center and has an incredibly hot encounter
with a girl she picks up at a bar (Gina Holden). You'll probably
recognize cute brunette Gina from her roles on TV series like Harpers
Island, Flash Gordon and Blood Ties, or from her many guest
appearances on shows like Smallville. There's also a nice scene where
Leisha Hailey and Katherine Moennig go skinny dipping.
Blade The Series: Bloodlines
Episode 4. Blade is caught by a group of vampires called Bad Blood, a
group that Blade first turned. Nice shot of Jill Wagner's ass as she
drops her robe and descends into a bath of blood.
Bikini Squad
1993's satire Bikini Squad is all about poking fun at the
television show Baywatch while also managing to use the same
exploitative techniques that made the life-guard-centric show a
world-wide phenomenon. As a result, while you're laughing at the
cardboard cut-out facsimiles of Hasselhoff and his myriad bimbettes
as they dumbly recite lines and act out ludicrous situations, you're
treated to the same barrage of boobs and buns one comes to expect
from an episode of Baywatch: only here a few of the girls
take off their tops! While striking brunette Rebecca Rocheford - as
the harried female director of the show - never strips down past her
bra, she does manage to have a sexy episode with a well-guided
icecube. Luckily the heavenly Maureen Flaherty isn't so shy. While
this bodacious babe looks excellent in her swimsuit, once she drops
her top for a mid-movie dalliance with one of her co-stars, it
becomes quite apparent she's a total work of art. Indeed, her breasts
may well be one of the best racks ever caught on film.
Ditto the more vampy and angular, but nonetheless totally smoking
Donna Baltron who plays an actress with a bad attitude. And, as usual
in a movie with her name in the credits, good ol' Amazon Julie Strain
drops by for some topless sex and some fun finger fallacio that's a
lot more suggestive than humorous!
With all movies of this type, there are plenty of uncredited, hot
extras (here known as the Unknown Bikini Squad Babes), but the
producers omissions have at least one known bit part player: Dawn
Warner Ramos plays a pink bikini'ed damsel in distress near the
opening of the movie.
Angel of H.E.A.T.
Totally bizarre, but often hilarious parody of action/espionage
movies stars classic porn queen Marilyn Chambers in one of her few
non-hardcore big screen ventures as an agent sent out to stop a mad
scientist's army of androids from uncovering sensitive government
information. Along with two other H.E.A.T. operatives, better known
as "Angels" (played by fetching brunette Remy O'Neill and
genre vet Mary Woronov - here rather young and beautiful), Chambers
and company get down to the bottom of things the old-fashioned way:
by bedding a bunch of lucky dudes and mud-wrestling. To say Angel
of HEAT is awesome would be an understatement. It would be a
perfect choice for beer and pizza night if it were not for the poor
DVD treatment it received when it was released back in 2004. While
the movie is still great, the transfer leaves A LOT to be desired!
Here's hoping for a remaster!
Beverly Hills Bordello: Roleplay
A late-night Skinemax series that ran from 1996-1998, Beverly
Hills Bordello matched nice shooting and gorgeous actresses with
provocative storylines about an upscale "spa" run by
sophisticated Madam/business woman Veronica Winston. During its three-year
run, countless softcore greats passed through the Bordello's
boudoirs, and several of the show's encounters were later recycled by
companies like Mainline Releasing Group in compilation videos.
In the third season episode titled Roleplay, the positively
ravishing redhead Lauren Hays shows off a body built-for-sex in her
role as a Winston Spa escort that is charged with helping an actress
research her latest role. As the actress, a pre-augmentation Shauna
O'Brien looks terrific, making one wonder why she chose to inflate
her breasts into the dirigibles she spent most of her career
unsheathing. This is a great walk down memory lane to watch two
fantastic softcore vets at their prime!
These Boots are Made for Walkin'
This video was made in support of Jessica Simpsons role as Daisy Duke
in The Dukes of Hazzard. She made those shorts look as good as
anyone could hope to. Rather than bore u with the actual video part,
I boiled it down to her at her sexiest moments.
Cool Hand Luke
Paul Newman is Lucas Jackson, a man sentenced to serve hard time in a
tough chain gang in the South. What he finds there are sadistic
wardens, egg-eating contests and a definite "failure to
communicate." George Kennedy (in his Oscar-winning role),
Strother Martin, Harry Dean Stanton, Dennis Hopper co-star. This
movie is also notable for having what is probably the car washing
scene that launched every car washing scene afterwards. Sir Mix-A-Lot
s Put Em on the Glass was 25 years too late!
Máncora
After his father commits suicide, Santiago (Jason Day) decides to
take off from Lima to go surfing in Máncora. His stepsister
and her husband tag along, and of course everything goes off the
rails from there. Very good movie, with some VERY beautiful women,
like Elsa Pataky, Liz Gallardo, Anahi de Cardenas and Angelita Velasquez.
The Dukes of Hazzard
Action Comedy based on the hit television series that ran from
1979-85. Set in present day, The Dukes of Hazzard follows
the adventures of "good old boy" cousins Bo (Seann William
Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) Duke, who with the help of their eye-catching
cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and
moonshine-running Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), try and save the
family farm from being destroyed by Hazzard County's corrupt
commissioner Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). Their efforts constantly find
the "Duke Boys" eluding authorities in "The General
Lee," their famed 1969 orange Dodge Charger that keeps them one
step ahead of the dimwitted antics of the small southern town's
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane (M.C. Gainey). Also features Alice
Greczyn, Nikki Griffin, Jacqui Maxwell and Unknown
Hazzard Coeds.
True Lies
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a master spy who can defuse nuclear
weapons and speak six languages, although his wife (Jamie Lee Curtis)
thinks he's a staid computer salesman. Soon the couple is caught in
an adventure filled with danger and excitement. Can it save their
troubled marriage? James Cameron's stunt-filled thriller co-stars Tom
Arnold, Tia Carrere and Charlton Heston. 141 min. Widescreen;
Soundtracks: English Dolby 5.1, Dolby Surround, French; Subtitles:
English, Spanish; theatrical trailer; scene access.
U Turn
Sean Penn is driving to Las Vegas to pay off a gambling debt, but a
broken down Mustang strands him in a remote Arizona desert town. Some
of the town's lunatic residents include Billy Bob Thornton, Powers
Boothe, Nick Nolte and Jennifer Lopez. U Turn is a great movie to
watch again and again. Some of the scenes simply classic great acting
on the part of Sean Penn. I highly recommend this movie to anyone who
has not seen it. Four Stars !
Once Upon a Time in Rio (Era Uma Vez)
It is not often that I dont think a film could be made better by
adding nudity, but this is one of them. An excellent Brazilian film
that will fly well below the radar for most people, Era Uma Vez
portrays a reality in Brazil that most Americans will have a hard
time comprehending. Thiago Martins and Vitória Frate play the
star-crossed lovers so well that its easy to forget that its fiction.
The nudity is quick and dark, but the movies so good you wont care.
(Okay, maybe a little.)
Killer Looks
It's arguable that this lost-to-VHS gem of a softcore production from
the mid-90's is as perfect and titillating as the widely recognized
top genre efforts such as Playtime and I Like to Play Games.
Shot on film by renowned porn director Paul Thomas, Killer Looks
is made most memorable by the Goddess-like beauty of star Sara
Suzanne Brown whose small but buxom body, blonde locks and vampy
smile seem as if she were genetically engineered to make men's pants
feel too tight. The story, an odd trifle about a dysfunctional
married couple falling apart at the seams when the husband's
voyeuristic desires give way to jealous rages, is incidental, but
capably acted. Attempting to steal the limelight from the impossibly
lovely Brown is hardcore/softcore vet Janine Lindemulder who, along
with the lesser known Lene Hefner, is part of a lesbian couple that
hangs around with Brown's extramarital suitor. Yup, that means
big-boobed blond three-way to you and me, and it's a good bit of fun
before Brown cuts it short. Fortunately, Christina Johns plays the
sapphic game with Lindenmulder and Hefner and later a guy-girl-girl
menage-a-trois (that is also cut short) includes large-breasted
Dyanna Lauren, who decides to give her guy her all when Brown runs
off. Alas, even with all of this fun, you still get an uncredited gal
that the husband's surveying crew spy on while she sunbathes in the
nude. Hereby known as the Unknown Killer Looker, you can see why work
stopped on the job site! Good day!
Killer Looks is a pretty rare softcore gem, so if you see an
unrated copy, do be sure to snatch it up!
Women: Reading For Pleasure
A Showtime late-night cable series produced by Playboy, Women:
Stories of Passion is a 1990's bit of softcore that's very, very
soft. Not just the nudity, but the lighting and even the tone of the
vast majority of the episodes is just "soft." That doesn't
mean it's bad, however, as the series aims to tickle the mind as well
as other parts. In many ways it feels like a longer, more fleshed-out
version of another Bunny Mag produced series, Inside Out. Here the
stories don't play out in nearly as one-note fashion, but they do
tend to skew a bit on the more arty side.
Reading for Pleasure stars the exquisite Kehli O'Byrne as a
married woman who finds her fires stoked by a cheesy detective novel.
The photography is great and Kehli never looked better than she does
in this episode. This is a must-see episode.
Young Doctors in Love
A star-packed cast manages to make this semi-humorous send-up of
daytime soap operas memorable despite some off-beat pacing and a
bizarre lead turn by Michael McKean as a young doctor, well... in
love. Fortunately, Sean Young is the charming object of his
affections, and as usual her star shines bright (as do her nipples in
a make-out scene with McKean!) Unfortunately there's not a lot of
nudity in the picture, but when it does come it's priceless: you get
cute, perky Peggy Trentini and super proportioned Kimberly McArthur
both doffing their tops as "Santa's Helpers." And though
she isn't naked, Jill Owens has a fun scene clad in negligee we've
included more for laughs than titillation.
Out of Sight
George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez headline this critically acclaimed
crime caper adapted from the Elmore Leonard best-seller. Clooney is a
convicted bank robber who escapes from prison with help from partner
Ving Rhames, but they're forced to kidnap U.S. marshal Lopez along
the way. The romance that blossoms between Clooney and Lopez,
however, has to take a back seat to a "can't miss" robbery
plan. Don Cheadle, Albert Brooks and Dennis Farina also star. 123 min.
Werewolf Hunter
Werewolf Julian Sands spends his time moonlighting as a traveling
soap salesman and personal crotch-washer for the always beautiful
Elsa Pataky. Based on real events, dont think of it as a slasher film
but more of an examination of an Victorian serial killer.
Beyond Re-Animator
In this one the good Dr. West has spent 14 years in jail for the
death of a girl killed by one of his experiments. When the new prison
doctor is sympathetic to his quest for immortality, things once again
go out of control. Incidentially, I hope this movie starts a trend;
nurses with low-cut tops. :-) Starring the beautiful Elsa Pataky and
Raquel Gribler.
Nightstalker
While there are many people who find Ulli Lommel films to
be...uh...shall we say less than enjoyable, I find that any director
that succeeds in convincing actresses to get nude and maybe have fake
blood glopped on them cant be all that bad. Nightstalker is about
Richard The Night Stalker Ramirez, the 1980s serial killer and its
straight-to-dvd, but the women are cute, theres lots of blood and
isnt that what a low-budget slasher flick is all about?
Species 2
The DNA with the attitude is back, as astronaut Patrick Ross (Justin
Lazard) returns from a mission to Mars infected with the alien genes
and goes on a rampage to find the perfect mate on Earth. Luckily for
him, government scientists have created a new, "tamer"
version of Sil named Eve (also played by Natasha Henstridge) for
study. But before these crazy kids can get together, Patrick hooks up
with nude debutants Nancy La Scalia and Raquel Gardner, a stripper
(Brittany Brazil) and then screws and kills his wife, played by a
young Sarah Wynter (24).
Lingerie: Model Girlfriends
Season One, Episode 11. As Lacey (Jennifer Korbin) and the crew get
ready for the big show, Vanessa (Lana Tailor) has a crazy hot
encounter in a bathroom stall with guest star Heather Vandeven,
Stephanie (Misty Mundae as Erin Brown) has another hook up, Marilyn
(Denise Cobar)has a kinky blindfols experience, and Cody has another
hook up with one of the models (Shirleyann Mason).
The Outer Limits: Bits of Love
Season Three, Episode 1. In a future society, a man uses some weird
pod thing to simulate banging hot chicks, Crystal Cass and Natasha
Henstridge, instead of actually banging them. Okay, whatever floats
your boat. Also features Ingrid Kavelaars. This episode is part of
the DVD set, The Outer Limits: Sex and Science Fiction Collection.
Showgirls
This flick about a stripper (Elizabeth Berkley) who wants to be a big
Vegas show star has become such a punchline that it's easy to forget
it's good points. Yes, the acting is pretty bad and the script isn't
much better, but even at his worst director Paul Verhoven knows how
to shoot a movie and let's face it, there is a TON of nudity in this
flick and it's got some of the most incredible sex scenes and full
blown nudity ever shot for a big budget, major studio Hollywood film.
At its release this flick's sexuality was considered so raw that it
was slapped with a dreaded NC-17 and many theaters wouldn't show it,
but I suggest you go back and take a look because there's quite a lot
to like about this movie. Also stars Bobbie Phillips, Dante McCarthy,
Gina Gershon, Lin Tucci, Maria Diaz, Melinda Songer, Rena Riffel and
Ungela Brockman. These clips come from the unrated director's cut.
One Life to Live: Kinda Hot
In this episode of the long running drama, Langston (Brittany
Underwood) can't decide if she is ready to lose her virginity,
slowing her boyfriend after he rips her blouse open.
90210: To New Beginnings
Season Two, Episode 1. It's the end of summer school and Naomi
(AnnaLynne McCord) is still struggling to cope with losing her
boyfriend, while Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) has decided on a no sex
policy and Silver (Jessica Stroup) is torn between two men. With all
that drama the girls do what comes naturally, they hit the pool!
Lady Chatterley: One Night Stand
An excellent softcore series originally broadcast on Showtime back at
the turn of the century, Lady Chatterley's Stories features
Shauna O'Brien as the title character, here re-imagined as a land
broker that spends her evenings counseling friends' and
acquaintances' sex lives. As with all of the late-night cable series
from the 90's and early 2000's, there's a lot of storytelling that
leads to some nice, soft-lit coupling between gorgeous women and
hunky guys, although here pornstar Rebecca Lord - acting as the
series's director - manages to turn up the heat more than some other
shows did.
In the episode One Night Stand, Lady Chatterley listens to
the steamiest single-evening dalliances of her guests, including a
couple that begins to compete for best story only to discover the
best sex they ever had is in their shared, committed, relationship.
While you get to see shapely blondes Angela Grant and Stella Porter
grind away with the two dudes recounting their best one-nighters, the
true star of this episode is genre superstar Susan Featherly who
looks downright terrific in her three spicy scenes.
Day of the Warrior
In all seriousness, Andy Sidaris's 1996 exploitation epic Day of
the Warrior should have been called Day of the D-Cup.
While the man's L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies series of movies and their many
predecessors featured no small amount of prodigious mammaries, Day
of the Warrior is absolutely packed with stellar racks
including those of Julie Strain (natch), Julie K. Smith, bodybuilder
Raye Hollitt, Tammy Parks, and - most notably - the gravity defying
Shae Marks whose 34D chest will excite even the most jaded nude scene
enthusiast. And while Shae is probably the most awe-inspiring of the
bunch, it's lovely Julie K. Smith that gets the most screen-time
while naked and Julie Strain that gets the funniest scene when she
nearly knocks-out her Asian henchman with her own 40 3/4D cups while
turning around unexpectedly. Also joining in for some fun in a single
scene is Asian babe and Sidaris vet Carolyn Liu as well as blonde
bombshell Christiva Turner. And if you're enterprising enough to
explore the DVD features, you'll find an excellent nugget: tons of
naked behind the scenes (and edited) footage of legendary Carrie
Westcott from 1997's Return to Savage Beach.
Psychos in Love
Before Seduction Cinema trolled the New Jersey coast for undressed
talent, indie filmmaker Gorman Bechard was getting his exploitation
ya-ya's out while making satirical genre parodies Galactic Gigilo,
Cemetary High and in particular - and most successfully -
1987's Psychos in Love. A When Harry Met Sally for
the exploitation set, this goofy comedy probably features more
topless girls than laughs, but not many will complain as several of
the ladies (most of whom end up as victims for the titular lead
paramours) are rather fetching. Most notable among the parade of sexy
unknown ingenues is the incredibly lovely Angela Nicholas, Italian
babe Tressa Zannino, and lead actress (and Molly Ringwald
look-a-like) Debi Thibeault: all of whom are featured in shower
scenes of varying explicitness. And while Cecilia Wilde is who you
get to see the most (she's a stripped in the lead character's club),
a good deal of topless screen time is also awarded to LeAnne Baker
(as a kooky-looking punk rocker) and Ruth Collins as
"Susan," a metal chick with one of the craziest mullets
you're ever likely to see. And though she's only seen quickly at the
start of the picture, cute brunette Patti Chambers is nice enough to
doff her top, something the rather gorgeous blonde known only as
Shawn Light does as well in her one quick moment in a sauna. As
mentioned above, these are Jersey gals and most - if not all - have
very short resumes, but their scenes are fun and hey... who ever said
boobs are better when they're "more famous?"
She Hate Me
Spike Lee directs this skillful dramedy focusing on disgraced former
corporate executive Jack. Fired after calling attention to his
employer's corrupt business practices, he decides to make money
through impregnating wealthy lesbians seeking to become mothers. But
when his new career gives birth to a world of problems, Jack faces
the toughest challenge of his life. Anthony Mackie, Kerry Washington,
Aura Grimolyte, Bai Ling, Paula Jai Parker, Savannah Haske, Ellen
Barkin, Monica Bellucci star. 138 min. Widescreen (Enhanced);
Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: French, Portuguese,
Spanish; deleted scenes; featurette; audio commentary.
Grace
Very creepy movie that set Sundance on fire. I dont want to ruin the
movie for you, but lets just say that Grace will keep you from
looking at breast-feeding the same ever again. I wouldve appreciated
it if Jordan Ladd had shown a bit more skin, but Gabrielle Rose was
more than willing to step up to the plate for Jordan. If you are a
fan of truly creepy horror/suspense movies, you will not be disappointed.
Donkey Punch
Donkey Punch?!?!? Really? I thought Id seen it all when Dirty Sanchez
came out on DVD. Despite the name, its actually a really good movie.
I wished I could just reach in and stop things from spinning wildly
out of control. Unfortunately Sian Breckin is the unlucky recipient
of said Donky Punch, but she and Jaime Winstone show enough skin
before the fun ends and the madness begins to keep you satisfied.
8MM 2
I like Nicholas Cage and I liked 8MM . 8MM 2 has
neither. But what it does have (which the first one didnt) is loads
and loads of nudity. Copious amounts of nudity. More nudity than
plot, some might say, but Ill take full-frontal lesbian action over a
compelling story any day of the week. You will NOT be disappointed.
Featuring Lori Heuring, Zita Gorog and Francesca Kingdon (as Frances
Da Costa).
Supermodels in the Rainforest
Fans of Tyra Banks might have missed this one when it came out over a
decade ago, but its available on DVD for your viewing pleasure.
Featuring some of the hottest supermodels at the time, Tyra is joined
by Frederique Van Der Wal, Nicole Beach, Leilani Bishop and Brenda
Schad. Just a few slips and pokies here and there, but hot nonetheless.
Live Animals
Theres typical low-budget slasher flicks, and then theres Live Animals.
Extremely creative use of a stable and all the paraphenalia within,
I really got a kick out of this one. Although I really wish Learyn
Wilde was the one who got naked, I guarantee you that Ill be keeping
an eye out for her in the future.
Women: Paradise Found
A Showtime late-night cable series produced by Playboy, Women:
Stories of Passion is a 1990's bit of softcore that's very, very
soft. Not just the nudity, but the lighting and even the tone of the
vast majority of the episodes is just "soft." That doesn't
mean it's bad, however, as the series aims to tickle the mind as well
as other parts. In many ways it feels like a longer, more fleshed-out
version of another Bunny Mag produced series, Inside Out. Here the
stories don't play out in nearly as one-note fashion, but they do
tend to skew a bit on the more arty side.
in Paradise Found a woman (Cara Kavanaugh) feels something
is missing in her marriage, so she becomes a call girl to ignite her
passions. Once she's ready to go, her husband becomes her last
customer. Ms. Kavanaugh is a positively radiant blonde looker and her
divine body and better than average acting talent make this episode
well worth a look.
Deviant Affairs
Yet another in the seemingly endless line of compilation videos
assembled by the rights holders to just about all softcore produced
during the 1990's and 2000's (aka: Mainline Releasing Group), Deviant
Affairs almost doesn't even attempt a wraparound story. In it,
Christine Nguyen and Jezebelle Bond play girlfriends spending a
leisurely afternoon together sipping wine, getting backrubs (and
more), and trading sex stories culled out of many other MRG titles.
It sounds a lot worse than it actually is because the editors here
have uncovered some excellent semi-rare scenes from a variety of
obscure titles while also giving Nguyen and Bond a few scenes of
their own to showcase their bedroom talents. Best from the archive?
The scenes featuring lovely, well-endowed and energetic Mandy Fisher
from a flick called Naked and Betrayed. Mandy's a National
Treasure, pure and simple, and her short softcore career left us with
some legendary scenes that are hotter than Hell on an August summer day.
A few years back, MRG was pruchased by a company called New Frontier
which had hopes to repackage the infinite volumes of softcore treats
contained in the company's expansive library. Thus movies like this
will continue to play on late-night cable. While it's always better
to get new material in this genre, seeing some of these scenes (like
the opening credits love scene with Cheyenne from Deviant Desires
without the titles over it) are pretty great. It's also cool to see
Julia Kruis looking her very best in two scenes from Scandalous Sex,
although here you get her in a couple different movies to compare
her changing looks (as you do with Ms. Bond who appears in the new
scenes and in an archive scene!)
The scenes as they play out (with some recommendations):
1.) Jezebelle Bond - Deviant Affairs (original scene)
2.) Wendy Rice - Dangerous Passions
3.) Julia Kruis - Dangerous Passions
4.) Wendy Rice - Dangerous Passions
5.) Jezebelle Bond - Deviant Affairs (original scene)
6.) Felicia Fox - Scandalous Sex -- HOT!
7.) Felicia Fox - Scandalous Sex
8.) Julia Kruis - Scandalous Sex
9.) Christine Nguyen - Deviant Affairs (original scene) -- HOT!
10.) August - Naked and Betrayed
11.) Mandy Fisher - Naked and Betrayed -- HOT!!!
12.) Mandy Fisher - Naked and Betrayed -- HOT!!!
13.) Mandy Fisher - Naked and Betrayed -- HOT!!!
14.) Julia Kruis - Dangerous Passions
15.) Jezebelle Bond - Dangerous Passions
16.) Flower Edwards - Deviant Desires -- HOT!!
17.) Flower Edwards and Kris Alidre - Deviant Desires
18.) Cheyenne - Deviant Desires
19.) Julia Kruis - Scandalous Sex
20.) Julia Kruis - Scandalous Sex
21.) Christine Nguyen - Deviant Affairs (original scene) -- HOT!
Lady Chatterley: The Wager
An excellent softcore series originally broadcast on Showtime back at
the turn of the century, Lady Chatterley's Stories features
Shauna O'Brien as the title character, here re-imagined as a land
broker that spends her evenings counseling friends' and
acquaintances' sex lives. As with all of the late-night cable series
from the 90's and early 2000's, there's a lot of storytelling that
leads to some nice, soft-lit coupling between gorgeous women and
hunky guys, although here pornstar Rebecca Lord - acting as the
series's director - manages to turn up the heat more than some other
shows did.
The episode entitiled The Wager feels almost like a pilot
episode due to the presense of Chloe Nicholle as Lady Chatterley
instead of series star Shuana O'Brien. While Chloe doesn't get in any
intimate scenes, her fine co-stars do in this story about a roguish
visitor to Ms. Chatterley's estate who seems to always get what he
wants. Starring Julia Kruis, Holly Sampson and the fit, gorgeous Samm
Kroft. Croft here is credited as Yvette Faulkner, and in this episode
made her acting debut in erotic movies, a genre that benefited not
only from her acting talents, but also her skills as a writer!
Crash-S1E01-Pilot
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman.
Crash-S1E02-The Doctor Is In
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman,
Crash-S1E03-Panic
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman.
Crash-S1E04-Railroaded
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman.
Crash-S1E07-Los Muertos
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman.
Crash-S1E09-Pissing In The Sandbox
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman.
Crash-S1E10-The Future Is Free
Starz does a bang-up job in entering the pay-cable drama wars with Crash
, an adaptation of Paul Haggis Oscar-winning 2004 film. Exploring
ideas of racial tension, its compelling, racy and thoroughly
enjoyable. If you liked the movie, you'll love the show. Starring
Arlene Tur, Moran Atias, Clare Carey, Hayley Marie Norman.
90210: To Sext or Not to Sext
Season Two, Episode 2. Annie (Shenae Grimes) has a meltdown when she
realizes Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) has a naked cellphone pix of her
ready to be sent out to the whole school. Meanwhile back at the
beach, Naomi realizes she still isn't over Liam. This episode
features a couple nice bikini shots from AnnaLynne and Shenae looses
her shirt in a beach cabana.
Lingerie: Runway Ready
Season One, Episode 12. Marilyn (Denise Cobar) finds a secret
investor who gives Lacey (Jennifer Korbin) enough money to design and
develop her new lingerie line. Vanessa (Lana Tailor) lands an acting
gig and patches up her friendship with Lacey. Russ and Maddy (Elyse
Genevieve) grow closer together while Cody and Stephanie (Misty
Mundae as Erin Brown) try once more to have a relationship. There is
an amazing girl/girl scene between Jennifer and Lana that will blow
your mind and guest star Elyse offers another fantastic, atheletic
sex scene for your pleasure.
Melrose Place: Nightengale
Season One, Episode 2. Lauren (Stephanie Jacobsen) gives in and
accepts five grand for sex to help with her med school bills and ends
up taking on a new client, while Ella (Katie Cassidy) heads out to a
Brentwood party to sign a high profile client. Violet (Ashley
Simpson-Wentz) vamps it up to get a hostess job at Augie's restaurant
and they all end up back at the pool in the end.
True Blood: Scratches
Season Two, Episode 3. Things go crazy when evil Maryann (Michelle
Forbes) used her mojo to draw half the town into an orgy. Tara gets
bent out of shape when Eggs accepts a massage from some anonymous
topless chick (Jennifer Wenger).
Species III
Sexy and scary sci-fi sequel follows Eve's (Natasha Henstridge)
alien-human hybrid daughter Sara (Sunny Mabrey) as she embarks on a
carnage-packed mission to find the perfect mate. While the beautiful
beastie attempts to locate someone to breed with, a crack military
squad races to track her down before she unleashes otherworldly
terror upon mankind. Unfortunately for them, there is a second crazy
hot alien (Amelia Cooke) running around too. You thinkin' what I'm
thinkin'? Alien Threesome! Hey Now!
Better Than Chocolate
Scant hours before her uptight mother (Wendy Crewson) and brother
move in with her, Maggie (Karyn Dwyer) meets the woman of her dreams
(Christina Cox). Though Mom is oblivious to her daughter's sexual
orientation, it's a tough thing to hide in close quarters. Meanwhile,
Maggie's transgender friend (Peter Outerbridge) falls in love with
the owner of the lesbian bookstore where Maggie works. Anne Wheeler
directed this sexy romp about love and lust.
True Blood: Never Let Me Go
Season Two, Episode 5. Sookie (Anna Paquin) finds another telepath is
Dallas, while back in Bon Tomps Sam finds out he has more in common
with Daphne (Ashley Jones) than he ever could have imagined. There is
a VERY dark topless scene with Anna in this episode and a couple sexy
scenes with Ashley.
One Tree Hill: A Multitude of Casualties
Season Three, Episode 5. The Ravens begin basketball practice. New
team captain Nathan clashes with Lucas over Haley, and a new
cheerleader sets her sights on Lucas. Elsewhere, Dan's mayoral bid
takes a surprising turn when an unlikely opponent emerges, Karen.
Alien Sex Files 3: She Alien
Another smokin' hot movie from European softcore auteur Milos
Twilight, which does not fail to disappoint, although in this movie
he features the same actress, Vanina Verdun, in virtually every
scene, unlike his other flicks, which had a bevy of Eastern European chicks.
True Blood: Hard Hearted Hannah
Season Two, Episode 6. Maryann (Michelle Forbes) exercises her powers
again, leading to another town orgy, only this time she has human
sacrifice on her mind. Daphne (Ashley Jones) uses her feminine wiles
to lure Sam into a trap and Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) gets a
surprise visitor. Ashley shows a little more skin in the episode and
we get a great bra and panty shot of Deborah. And apparently Carrie
Preston's character is the type that would fuck at an outdoor orgy,
but not take her bra off. Okay.
Assassination of a High School President
Reece Daniel Thompson plays a sophomore writer for the school
newspaper who dreams of breaking a story like Woodward &
Bernstein did. He also dreams of breaking the hottest girl in school,
played by Mischa Barton. Will he succeed, or will he go down
in flames while trying. WHO CARES?!?!? We get to see Mischas boobs!
Two Moon Junction
Her mother warned her about this kind of boy...but she couldn't warn
her about the feelings he'd inspire. Heartfelt erotic drama about two
teen lovers from opposite sides of the tracks stars Sherilyn Fenn,
Louise Fletcher, Kristy McNichol, Burl Ives and Richard Tyson.
Featuring some super-charged sex scenes. 104 min. Widescreen and
Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby stereo; Subtitles: English,
French, Spanish; production notes; theatrical trailer; scene access.
Mojave Moon
When nice guy Danny Aiello offers mysterious Angelina Jolie a lift
from L.A. to her mother's home in the Mojave Desert, it sets off a
chain of bizarre and comical events in this offbeat romantic romp.
Anne Archer, Michael Biehn, Alfred Molina also star. 95 min.
Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital stereo Surround.
Book of Blood
This adaptation of Clive Barkers idea, Book of Blood is
actually more of a ghost movie than it is a slasher flick, but itll
creep you out just the same. If you like skin, youve got the sexy and
sultry Sophie Ward to provide the erotc kind. Otherwise youll have to
settle with a live girl getting her face literally ripped off. Very
creepy, very spooky, very good.
Alfie
Spirited updating of the 1966 classic finds Jude Law inheriting
Michael Caine's role as the philandering Brit who, this time out,
sets his sights on a diverse set of New York-based women. Among the
lucky ladies who succumb to Alfie's charms are a sexually aggressive
older businesswoman (Susan Sarandon), a lonely married gal (Jane
Krakowski), a beautiful model (Sienna Miller), his best friend's girl
(Nia Long), and a disarming single mom (Marisa Tomei). Omar Epps also
stars. 105 min. Standard; Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1,
Dolby Digital stereo Surround, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles:
English, Spanish; audio commentary; deleted scenes; featurettes;
storyboards; photo gallery; theatrical trailer
Cobb
Tommy Lee Jones stars as the mighty Ty Cobb, the hard-drinking,
hard-talking baseball player who was the first man inducted into
Cooperstown. It also stars Lolita Davidovich as the sexy
cigar/cigarette girl who has to deal with the limp-dicked Cobbs
amorous advances. Also starring Rhoda Griffis.
Chasing Papi
Papi, a handsome young Latino (Eduardo Verastegui), lives in Los
Angeles and is engaged to three different girls (a cocktail waitress
in Miami, a wealthy New Yorker and a lawyer in Chicago). But Papi's
dream come true becomes a nightmare in short order when the girls
find out he's "triple-timing" them on the same weekend!
Revenge can be sweet. D.L. Hughley co-stars.
Albino Farm
I may not be an expert on every nude scene, but when it comes to
horror movies, I know my game. You're talking to a guy who watched
Creature Double Feature every Sunday for years. I have seen every
horror movie ever filmed, good and bad, and I know them front to
back. This horror movie has everything a horror fan could want! The
plot is very original, so you will be guessing throughout the entire
film. There are very abnormal characters who will make you bite a
nail or two. What is great is that the whole time your imagination is
building and in the end you are not let down by the creative genius
of Joe Anderson. Another added bonus is the super beautiful women who
are in the movie. Alicia Lagano is impossible to take your eyes from
the whole time, and she is fantastic as the voice of reason
character. A real delight is Bianca Barnett; she plays a mutated pig
girl who tries to mate with one of the guys (Don't want to spoil the
movie for ya). Bianca is so obviously sexy, even with the prosthetic
makeup, that I looked her up and it was not a surprise that she is
absolutely a knockout beauty in real life. In the first clip below we
see Alicia Lagano flash her boobs for some local boys. In the second
clip Bianca Barnett shows off her breasts to her perspective mate,
and she gets kinda pissed when he doesn't produce. Horror fans will
enjoy this video for sure.
Observe and Report
Seth Rogan stars as Ronnie Barhnhardt, head of Mall Security, in this
dark comedy that is actually much different from the type of roles
Seth usually takes. Think Nacho Libre meets Paul Blart Mall Cop
but with a great soundtrack. Anna Faris does her usual excellent job
not getting nude but she is still hot as hell and worth a look.
Eye of the Stranger
David Heavener is both a talented actor and director. Practically
every movie he directs featues some beautiful woman who is willing to
give up the goods. In this movie its Sally Never Met a Nude Scene I
Didnt Like Kirkland and Wendy Pan who are his willing nude partners.
If you like this, check out the Angel Blade where he coaxes
Amanda Righetti out of her clothes.
The Proposal
A pushy boss forces her male assistant to marry her in order to avoid
deportation to Canada. It is a love story - suprise. What? Sandra
Bullock in a chick flick? Really, I love Sandra Bullock and in every
interview I ever saw of her she was a class act. In this clip she
runs naked in the living room and falls on top of her assistant who
also happens to be naked. All this nakedness and I barely see an ass
cheek, but the movie is funny, and Sandra looks like a 10 as always.
Angel Blade
David Heavener proves he may be one of the most talented B-movie
action heroes for convincing Amanda Righetti to completely lose her
clothes throughout the whole movie! That he also convinces Kathleen
Pederson, Bethany Rigazio, Heather Sturm and a host of other naked
beauties out of their clothes is also incredibly amazing.
Deadgirl
This is one creepy movie. When two guys find a dead girl on a gurney
in a mental hospital, the questions become:How dead is she? and If we
imagine shes not dead, can we have sex with her? Jenny Spain plays
the live/dead girl in this twisted & dark horror movie.
Cougar Town: Pilot
Season One, Episode 1. Courteney Cox plays a newly divorced mom who's
having trouble adjusting to being single again at forty. In the
series debut she copes with that by flashing a paperboy and bedding a
younger man. Off to a nice start!
Lingerie: Rags To Riches
Season One, Episode 13. In the season finale, Lacey (Jennifer Korbin)
finally gets her big show and everyone celebrates! Vanessa (Lana
Tailor) and Russ celebrate while getting it on with models (Elyse
Genevieve and Heather Vandeven) and Stephanie (Misty Mundae as Erin
Brown) gets it on with her boyfriend.
True Blood: I Will Rise Up
Season Two, Episode 9. Eric gets hurt taking advantage of Sookie's
(Anna Paquin) good nature and takes her for a ride. Sookie and Jason
bond over their adventures. Lafayette and Lettie Mae try to save
their kin from Maryann's (Michelle Forbes) clutches. In prison Sam
tries to set himself free and avoid Maryann. Eric and his fellow
vampires are floored by Godric's decision to take the fall for their
disastrous PR.
True Blood: Release Me
Season Two, Episode 7. Sam finds himself in an unenviable predicament
at the hands of Maryann and her minions. Hugo is imprisoned with
Sookie (Anna Paquin) who tries to communicate with Barry using her
telepathic powers. Bill is held captive by the the stubborn Lorena.
Jason attempts to sever his ties with the Fellowship of the Sun,
which doesn't sit well with Sarah (Anna Camp), who he just bedded.
Also, Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) gets to know Hoyt better. Also stars
Carrie Preston.
Emmanuelle in Space: First Contact
It really was a brilliant idea to resuscitate the Emmanuelle series
during the heyday of softcore in the mid-90s. Probably the genres
only real, certifiable franchise, softcore king Alain Siritzky
obtained the rights to Emmanuelle Arsans original character (hence
the two ms in the name) and created a series of 17 late-night cable
TV episodes that set the worlds favorite sexual dynamo in space.
Whats most important, however, is that all of the movies feature the
absolutely stunning and positively gorgeous Krista Allen as the title
character. A gift from the Gods directly to humankind, Allen strips,
writhes and moans her way through the series with true gusto. Even in
the rare instance when completely clothed, the actress radiates
sexuality. Most would have to admit, she is easily the best actress
to have taken on the Emmanuelle role since Sylvia Kristel, and many
will agree she is even better.
In Emmanuelle in Space: First Contact many actresses catch clothing
allergies and join Allen in all manner of erotic play. Most notable
are Kristen Knittle, Jane Stone, and Jennifer Behr, but one cannot
discount the valuable contributions made by Jennifer Burton, Melissa
Mead and Peg Landon.
One Tree Hill: Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My
Sham Friends
Season Three, Episode 7. The fantasy draft dates begin, Lucas finds
himself with Rachel and a very familiar setting. Brooke is on a
double date with an unusual couple. Mouth and Peyton hang out again.
And Peyton regrets the things she says to Ellie. Karen and Deb take
the campaigning for mayor, to a new level, to bring down Dan. Nathan
gets mad when Chris gets close to Haley.
Wild Things 2
Wild Things 2 is really more remake than sequel, seeing as how no one
returns from the original and the plot is virtually the same as the
first. Two high school girls (Susan Ward and Leila Acieri) team up to
pull off a scam. There is far less nudity as well, and Acieri's is a
body double. However, there's no denying the sexy ladies of Wild
Things 2 are worth looking at! Also starring Katie Stuart.
The Hills Run Red
Sophie Monk has been dabbling in nudity (see Sex and Death 101 )
but she finally embraces her slutty side when she portrays a
stripper in this creative horror movie. While I thoroughly enjoyed
the premise (including the deceptively realistic trailer for the
original movie), I loved the fact that Sophie and co-star Janet
Montgomery didnt shy away from the requisite slasher-flick nude
scenes. And HUGE props to Sophie for actually stripping while playing
a stripper!