Lust Sessions

Mainline Releasing Group again calls upon director Dante Giove (Forbidden Lust, Sinful Deeds) for another shot-on-video sex-fest starring Amy Lindsay (credited as Leah Riley) as a sex therapist that ends up getting too involved in the affairs of one of her clients. While the cast boasts more porno vets than actual actresses (in this case its the exquisitely built Cassie Young and Katrina Isis who get decent screen time), Lindsay proves why she's still getting parts after fifteen years of being on the scene: she's not only a fine actress, but she generates more heat than the energetic porn-based upstarts surrounding her. Also included in a single love scene at the start of the picture is another hardcore/softcore vet, Jezebelle Bond who looks really terrific in a scene that's unfortunately half edited in slow motion. While it may not be one of Giove's better productions, some decent lighting, several sex scenes over seven minutes and a torrid turn by Amy Lindsay make it well worth tracking down. Also, this one is for more conservative couples as all of the scenes are girl-guy.

Camp Fear

This splendidly awful horror/exploitation flick from 1991 was originally titled Millennium Countdown and was conceived as a sequel to 1987's schlocky Cheerleader Camp. The proceedings start off promising with an entire sorority house filled with mostly naked babes starting their day. Among the beauteous bazooms on display are those of a young, trim Michelle Bauer and porno starlet Savannah, both of whom treat the audience to extended shower scenes. Tossed in for shits and giggles are Jacklyn Palmer, Julie Wilson and Suzanne Ager who all doff their tops as well. Alas, Dori Courtney steals the show with her stunning black lingerie, though she competes against stiff competition in her scene with comely Erika Nann who is oddly not credited in the lead role of Wendy!

So it's off to a great start, sure, but tragically the movie goes way, way off the rails once things get underway and the lead characters arrive at Mystic Mountain. Biker rapists, a sea monster and a seven-foot tall Druid looking to bring about the end of the world with four virgin sacrifices is what you get, and little of it is as involving as it sounds. Thankfully we do get some nice looks at Peggy McIntaggart, Betsy Russell, and Mindy Myer who, along with Nann, get inexplicably dressed-up by the Druid in cavegirl costumes! Pure cinematic foolishness, this one is no doubt in heavy rotation at bad movie nights all over the world.

Girl Play

Honest, refreshingly simple and well-acted indie lesbian comedy-drama stars Robin Greenspan and Lacie Harmon as a pair of stage actresses who fall in love when pushed into intimate spaces by their somewhat lecherous director (winningly played by the late, great Dom Deluise). The women aren't typical pin-up babes, but they still manage to fire up some solid chemistry. Additionally, skin watches will want to pay close attention to Lauren Maher's quick turn as Lacie's former lover. Better known for her role as Scarlet in the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, she has a bit more booty for hers fans in this small part. Sexy and spirited, this would be a wise choice for fans of indie dramas and offbeat comedies.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

A petty thief (Downey) posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl (Michelle Monaghan) and a detective (Kilmer) who's been training him for his upcoming role. Also starring Shannyn Sossamon, Tanja Reichert, and some other assorted hotties.

Skeleton Crew

Tired of Hollywood & low-budget directors churning out Saw rip-offs by the dozen? No? Then youll absolutely love a Finnish one. Enough blood to go around, but a bit short on the nudity. Starring Anna Alkiomaa, Riikka Niemi and Rita Suomalainen.

The Heartbreak Kid

Embrace of the Vampire

Vampirism and gothic eroticism come together on a modern university campus, resulting in this cult favorite from director Anne Goursaud. Virginal freshman Charlotte (Alyssa Milano) is haunted by dreams of a mysterious and handsome lover (Martin Kemp), who's actually a vampire. Could Charlotte be the reincarnation of the vampire's lost love? Rachel True and Charlotte Lewis add to the sensual mystique. Also staring Glori Gold, Sabrina Allen and Seana Ryan.



Who would have thought this was fourteen years ago! It makes it seem that Alyssa is older than we think, but she is still damned hot and if anything she's only become a better actress over the years. Alyssa Milano is in four well lit nude scenes and shows off her fantastic body without showing the forrest. I think she does a good job of acting, esp w/the female photographer.

The Unborn

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and terror, disturbing images, thematic material and language including some sexual references, and one huge camel toe shot. In this scene, which would make an average person have a coronary, Odette Yustman is in her panties. Most guys watching this film are waiting for the kill scene, but not me; I am waiting to see her boob pop out or her underwear to ride up. Lucky for you I am this person, because you will see upon review that there is some really good camel toe when Odette turns around, and also when she is sitting on the floor. I would also like to mention this is a great horror movie, and you know you can trust me, because I know my horror movies.

Lingerie: Temptation

Season One, Episode 5. Lacey (Jennifer Korbin) beds a new man, but is underwhelmed when she sneaks out as soon as the deed is done. Meanwhile Vanessa (Lana Tailor) does some modeling, advice columnist Marilyn (Denise Cobar) gets some action and Stephanie (Misty Mundae as Erin Brown) beds a co-worker.

Rescue Me: Clean

Season Five, Episode 16. After Tommy (Denis Leary) punches a councilman and gets in a fight with Needles, he is forced into scut work, cleaning up the firehouse. Of course that's not all bad when your hot ex-wife (Andrea Roth) shows up in nothing but an overcoat and red lingerie to bang you in the storage room. Also, there's a nice long scene of Callie Thorne hanging out of her robe.

History of Violence, A

A man's past comes back to haunt him in this taut thriller from director David Cronenberg. When you see Maria Bello's full frontal and great sex scene you'll understand why he's holding on so hard!

After the Rain

When Steph (Paul Bettany), an emotionally troubled Afrikaner soldier, returns from the front to find his girlfriend, Emma (Louise Lombard), in bed with her friend Joseph (Ariyon Bakare), a black man, he snaps. Holding the pair captive, Steph unleashes his jealousy, paranoia and rage. Writer-director Ross Kettle adapted this emotionally charged film set in apartheid-era South Africa from his play "Soweto's Burning."

Sex Games Cancun: Sexual Politics

Season Two, Episode 5. A former politician whose promising career was aborted by a scandal meets an idealistic young woman who urges him to try again, and may win his heart. Great scenes with sexy starlets Lisa Ann, Courtney Simpson and Tyler Faith.

Thrills: A Ghostly Affair

Season One, Episode 10. Two Thrills magazine employees take refuge in a deserted mansion where they encounter a pair of ghostly lovers who requite human assistance to reunite. Ruby Bullock stars in the episode and she is one of the cutest softcore chicks I have seen in a long time. Also featured are Stephania Lynn Sweeney and Susan Anne Wall.

Stripteaser

As Zipper's Clown Palace (a strip bar) closes, Neil wanders in posing as a blind man and decides to hold the dancers, bartender, and remaining customers hostage. He torments them with little tasks he wants performed, playing on their weaknesses and relying on his gun for intimidation. Eventually the hostages begin formulating plans to thwart his control. Meanwhile, two policemen are observing the outside of the strip joint, realizing that something's wrong and trying to decide if it's worth ruining their buzz to intervene. Dumber than a bag of hammers but filled to the brim with nudity from the likes of gorgeous Maria Ford, Nikki Fritz, and delectable, doe-eyed one-timer Ann-Marie Holman whose exquisite striptease for Neil actually one-ups her better known co-stars. As far as stripper movies go, this one ranks right up there among the best as it's cheesy as hell and - a cinematic rarity - the girls actually strip down to their birthday suits.

She Wolves of the Wasteland

Originally titled Phoenix the Warrior, She Wolves of the Wasteland is one of those crazy 80's movies cobbled together from the plot lines of assorted successful movies as an attempt to cash in on whatever the production team believed made those other movies big box-office hits. So basically this 1988 camp classic is The Road Warrior combined with The Beastmaster, with well, a bunch of gorgeous babes filling in almost the entire cast. Yup, in this post-nuclear apocalyptic vision of a mostly desert Earth, the women are the surviving sex and several will stop at nothing to either destroy the last men or enslave them for their seed. Along comes horse and dune-buggy riding Phoenix to stop an evil mutant from taking over the world by obtaining the last man born into this generation. As Pheonix, long, slender Kathleen Kinmont does a nice job acting while wearing a cavegirl outfit for 9/10's of the picture. Likewise for her sidekick, the button cute and very sexy Peggy McIntaggart. As crazy Thunderdome-esque gladiators you're treated to a bunch of moderate nudity from the crimp-haired and stellar-assed Pipa Danyon, blonde vixen Susan Overman, topless-but-for-pasties Karen Russell (no, not THAT Karen Russell) punkish, and muscular, lean Laurie de Nuccio. Alas, the real nudity comes from two knock-out Amazonian types: statuesque and big-chested Roxanne Kernohan and athletic-but-shapely Bonita Money who does an enticing fireside dance during a child-birthing scene. This is a weird, weird movie - but it's a ton of fun at times and could have only been made better by having more girls shed their scant outfits!

Voodoo Dollz: Lust Potion #9

Fred Olen Ray's gang of breast-loving buffoons set up camp - and yes, CAMP is the perfect word - once again for this mis-titled romp through an all-girl school where the administration (run by Michelle Bauer and her henchwomen, Syren and Monique Parent) seem to be up to no good. Not that anyone cares: the girls at the school are far too busy sticking their tongues into each others various orifices to notice much. If you're into the schoolgirl look - pleated skirts, white-button ups and even whiter underwear - you're going to love this. While Christine Nguyen gets most of the screen-time and her pigtails are devilishly charming (as is her positively killer body that's just plain built for sex), this reviewer found Charlie Laine the cutest, sexiest schoolgirl on the roll sheet. With a face to die for and a body that doesn't quit, Laine only has one scene, but it's quite a spicy one as it's shared with the ever-busy Syren. Indeed, the Asian hard/softcore star here is seen diddling herself while watching Nguyen shower, cavorting in a terrific scene with the ageless Monique Parent, and seducing Charlie Laine. Not to be outdone, Nguyen gets some girl-on-girl action with flat-chested, but cute Kitty Katzu, then goes buck-wild with Olen Ray regular Nicole Sheridan only to end up getting groped by (a fully clothed) Michelle Bauer. Hell, even Beverly Lynne shows up for a scene with Sheridan and porn-star Voodoo. All is good fun, sure, but the sex is the real draw here and it is pretty damn hot.

Requiem For a Dream

As powerful an anti-drug jeremiad as it is a drama, director Darren Aronofsky's ("Pi") visually hypnotic film graphically tracks the downward spiral of four Brooklyn residents: heroin addicts and would-be dealers Jared Leto and Marlon Wayans; Leto's girlfriend, fellow junkie and aspiring fashion designer Jennifer Connelly; and Ellen Burstyn, Leto's TV-obsessed mother who turns to diet pills when she thinks she's been picked to appear on her favorite show. Based on the novel by Hubert Selby, Jr. ("Last Exit to Brooklyn"). Also starring Aliya Campbell.

Odette Yustman Photos

Odette Yustman Photos

Miss March

Trevor & Zach of The Whitest Kids UKnow wrote and directed this quirky comedy about a guy wakes up from a coma only to find his high school sweetheart has become Miss March for the bunny mag. A welcome change from the endless Apatow School of Comedy, my only complaint is that, for a movie about the bunny mag and with a character named Horsedick.Mpeg, there should have been TONS more nudity. Still, with the gorgeous Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Tanjareen Martin, Eve Im Always Naked Mauro, Alexis Raben and an assortment of unknown hotties, you wont be disappointed.

Nature's Grave

Beautifully shot and oddly creepy, the only thing that couldve made this movie better was if James Caviezel either a) turned into Jesus and walked on water while he was surfing or b) poured cold water on Claudia Karvans back while she was laying down with her bikini top undone. (I was pulling for b!)

Some Girls

Patrick Dempsey plays Michael, a college student invited to spend the Christmas holidays with his girlfriend Gabby (Jennifer Connelly) in Quebec City. His dream vacation is slightly disrupted when he learns that Gabby is breaking up with him, and he will be spending the rest of his time in Canada in an empty bed. Or will he, as he receives quite a lot of attention from Gabbys sister Irenka (Sheila Kelley). A very 80s movie that stands the test of time.

Waking the Dead

A haunting and romantic drama, with Billy Crudup as a Coast Guard officer and rising lawyer in the early 1970s whose relationship with social activist Jennifer Connelly is strained over their political differences. Ten years later, after Connelly is killed in a car bombing, congressional candidate Crudup begins having visions of her and starts to question her death and his sanity. Molly Parker, Janet McTeer and Hal Holbrook also star in this time-hopping tale from Keith Gordon ("A Midnight Clear"). 106 min.

Cravings

Sometimes DVDs trick you into renting something that isnt nearly as slick as the box cover. The reverse is true with this genuinely creepy movie that opens with the beautiful Alex Dunn nude in the tub and finishes with one of the weirdest ends you could possibly imagine.

Lady Chatterley (2006)

In this French language adaptation of D.H. Lawrence's scandalous Lady Chatterley's Lover, Marina Hands plays the active Lady who finds happiness in the strong arms of the hired help. While the running time is nearly three-hours, fans of the beautiful, shapely Ms. Hands will happy to see her shed clothes numerous times, whether she's frolicking nude in the rain or having at it with her suitor. Now if only they could have kept Jean-Louis Coullo'ch's pecker out of the shot more often! Still, this is a powerfully erotic adaptation of the sultry novel, with some of the sex fully clothed and still temperature raising!

Heaven's Gate

How Michael Chimino's grim Western drama Heaven's Gate failed at the box-office is a story more long-lived than the one the movie chronicles about an 1890's Wyoming sheriff who tries to win not only his battles with outlaws, but also the heart of his betrothed that's also courted by a hired gun. That said, the movie is rather impressive, its most substantial asset being the terrific ensemble cast lead by Kris Kristofferson as the sheriff and Christopher Walken as the hired gun. Also fantastic is the quite lovely Isabelle Huppert, a French actress that unafraid to show off what mother nature gave her in her fully nude, beauteous glory. Though the movie is long in the tooth, Ms. Huppert's repeated scenes sans clothing help the running time feel a little less excessive.

Naked Secrets

When seemingly normal, happy and loving wife Laurie goes missing after a "girl's night out," her husband Matt and his best friend Chase go through a series of erotic leads to uncover her disappearance. Yes, calling the cops would probably have been a more prudent step, but that wouldn't have allowed Chase to work his charms on the proprietor of a Sapphic spa where Laurie was last seen. Naked Secrets has more plot than most Mainline Releasing Group releases, but don't worry, it's still wall-to-wall sex, with the part of Lauri played with vigorous ecstasy by button-cute blonde porn starlet Lacie Heart. If that weren't enough, the spa's proprietor is played by one of the better stars in mid-to-late 2000's softcore, Molinee Green. Green is fit, all-natural and seems to really enjoy her love scenes, whether it's with a male partner, a female partner, or both! Her scenes with big-busted brunette porno chick Alektra Blue are dangerously torrid, including a three-way that actually gets pretty explicit for the genre. Also along for the ride for a single male-female scene is hardcore gal Paizley Adams, here billed as Cassidey and proving she can do more onscreen acting than just simulating orgasms.

Obsessed

Ali Larter stars as a crazy be-hotch that stalks the hunky Idris Elba until Beyonce puts an end to the madness. The only major flaw with this movie (other than the fact that Ali Larter doesnt get naked) is that Idris shouldve gone ahead and screwed the crazy white chick before Beyonce (Spoiler Alert) kills her.

Mulholland Falls

Set in Los Angeles in the early 1950s, this stylish crime thriller stars Nick Nolte, Chazz Palminteri, Michael Madsen and Chris Penn as members of "The Hat Squad," an elite police squad investigating the death of a pretty party girl--and Nolte's ex-lover. Their search leads them to an important scientist and a government conspiracy. With Melanie Griffith, John Malkovich, Jennifer Connelly.

Labor Pains

Lindsay Lohan continues the downward spiral of her career in this cute femi-comedy about a woman who pretends that shes not going to use a low-budget preggo comedy as the vehicle for her first nude scene. Oh wait...she wasnt pretending. Lilo didnt get nude.

The Tooth Fairy

What do you get when you take a bunch of actors who usually end up with fourth or fifth billing in other movies but have a chance to carry a movie? You get AWESOME FN NUDITY! Carrie Fleming makes this movie worth the watch. Trust me on this one.

Lie With Me

Lauren Lee Smith gives one of the most rawly sexual, fearless performances ever caught on film in this little Canadian indie. She plays a deeply troubled woman who is obsessed with pushing her sexual boundaries and holds nothing back while doing it. Lauren bravely goes full frontal, some some of the most realistic looking sex you'll ever see and even holds co-star Eric Balfour's penis and presses it into her chin. Maybe if they had her do some of this she would have been back for more than one season on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation!

Lingerie: By Design

Season One, Episode 6. After a passionate tryst with potential investor, Ian, Marilyn (Denise Cobar) discovers he may have stolen Lacey's lingerie designs. Rick and Lacey (Jennifer Korbin) have a romantic dinner. Cody's attempt to slow things down with Stephanie (Misty Mundae as Erin Brown) have quite the opposite effect. Another stellar episode, with 2 hot scenes from Misty, another great Jennifer scene and it opens with a vigorous sex scene from Miss Cobar.

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Blast From the Past

Season Three, Episode 11. Karen (Michelle Maylene) resorts to kissing a girl to push Brody to leave her. Dick Johnson wants Jenny (Jennifer Sparks) back -- if not in his bed, then perhaps in his bar. James' brother, Jessie, is back in town and wants to see Layla (Dena Kollar). The highlight of this episode is the girl-girl scene between Maylene and Mia Presley, plus Dena's scenes are awesome as always.

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Got Balls

Season Three, Episode 10. Zack and Stacey (Kayla Paige) put an artistic spin on their lovemaking. Royce and Dick Johnson battle for Jenny's (Jennifer Sparks) affection. Karen (Michelle Maylene) is fearful that her relationship with Brody is over. James uses Blowjobs and Ball Sacs - his signature cocktails - to help keep Double D's from foreclosure. The paint sex scene with Kayla is a lot of fun, and Dena Kollar is hot as always, meanwhile Michelle has three hot scenes in this episode!! Also stars Mia Presley.

General Hospital 2009

Check out new sexy clips from this long running soap opera about the drama in a small upstate New York town. Clips feature Kelly Monaco, Kirsten Storms, Claire Coffee and Lisa Lo Cicero.

One Life to Live: Llegless In Llanview

This episode of the long running soap features smokin' hot blonde Crystal Hunt running around in her black bra and panties. Talk about love in the afternoon!

Bad Girls From Mars

A small-time film studio is filming a softcore sci-fi movie, but the set is also home to a homicidal maniac who is bringing the curtain down on more than one beautiful starlet. Outrageous, racy horror spoof stars the legendary Edy Williams in a multitude of MILF-y nude moments. Still, she's easy on the eyes and not afraid to show off her best assets for this Fred Olen Ray camp classic that feels almost like a cinematic autobiography that's filled with wall-to-wall nudity. Joining in for some of the skintastic fun is buxom brunette Dana Bentley Konkel, perky blonde Elizabeth "Kitten" Hale, Edy Williams look-a-like Greta Carlson (billed as Sherri Graham), cute Latino Jasae and, though she doesn't show much at all, the always striking Brinke Stevens!

Flip a Coin

Rather bouncy, upbeat and hip tale about two young British friends who spend the majority of their time trying to bed ladies. As a matter of course, they flip a coin to determine which of them chat up a girl, but even those Philip always wins the toss, it's Casper who ultimately gets the girl. Along comes Marie, a gorgeous, alluring French girl that both of the buddies find themselves falling for. As their romantic triangle intensifies, Marie gets the boys to agree on a plan to rob the rich woman for whom Marie works as an au pair. Very funny in spots and featuring an excellent soundtrack, this is a plucky British indie starring some very lovely women - slinky, sexy Eglantine Rembauville-Nicolle as Marie, top-heavy and totally MILF-y English pornstar Cathy Barry, and relative unknown (but total hottie) Layla Anna-Lee.

Sexually Insatiable

While the titles of these Mainline Releasing Group productions get more and more foolish, it's safe to say that the action continues to get hotter and hotter. In Sexually Insatiable, another in their never-ending series of shot-on-video softcore flicks starring actresses better known for delivering the goods than they are known for delivering lines, three girlfriends agree to a challenge: They will seek out and have as much non-committed sex as possible to prove their feminine power over men. Alas, one of the gals falls for the guy next door, but her friends are undeterred, seducing him behind her back. The drama starts when she discovers he's strayed and she must find a way to trust her heart and forgive him. Got all that? Good. Because it won't matter worth a damn as you're watching the total hotness of porno chicks Gwen Diamond (sort of a Jessica Alba look-a-like from some angles) and Jassie earn their softcore stripes alongside current non-explicit queen Christine Nguyen who looks incredibly fantastic. Not a lot of actresses in this one, but the scenes are ridiculously hot - especially when Nguyen and Jassie double-team the luckiest man on Earth!

Snakes on a Train

Did you like Snakes on a Plane? If so, then youll just LOVE Train. If you didnt, then at least youll love the delectable and very topless Amelia Jackson-Gray.

Bob Funk

Bob Funk is a funny and intense look into the redemption of an almost irredeemable futon salesman. He drinks too much, he swears too much, yet he still manages to bag hotties like Christina Elizabeth Cavallero and Tania Gunadi.

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

This was a very good indie flick based on what I was told was a very good book. While there are some pretty heavy homoerotic overtones to the whole thing, you do get a lot of really great nudity from Mena Suvari and Sienna Miller.

The Last Resort

I dont really understand how America Olivo can go completely topless in Friday the 13th but fails to do so in this movie? Couldve used it, believe me. At least Sita Young gives up a little skin.

Thrills: I Spy

Season One, Episode 7. Trapped in a tent on Mt Everest Tori (Sasha Peralto) and Sean strip to maximize body heat and huddle together to keep warm. They survive and this use their experience as the basis of a Thrills magazine article. However, when their article shows up on the pages of a competitor, Felicia and the staff launch a counter espionage operation to find the traitor in their midst. Episode features several hot scenes from Kira Reed and a great scene with the stunning Fleur Cooper.

Thrills: The Muse

Season One, Episode 13. When Felecia decides to discover, introduce and promote an unknown artist, Samantha (Jassa Leigh) suggests Shandra (Flower Edwards) not realizing that she uses an unusual method of application, the nude body. Great girl/girl scenes with Flower and Jassa, plus the episode opens with a seduction scene set at a college, featuring Rachel Ehrenreich.

Rescue Me: Mickey

Season Five, Episode 11. Tommy's off the wagon, Mickey is after him about, but how can Tommy be expected to stay straight when he's banging both his ex's. Great funny, sexy scene with Andrea Roth in a car and another hot sex scene with Callie Thorne in this episode.

Cavegirl

In 1985's Cavegirl, a put-upon high school nerd named Rex gets to start his life over again when he takes a field trip to a series of mysterious caves and winds up, via some kind of time vortex, in prehistoric times. There he meets a clan of cave bears, most notably the lovely Eba who he begins to court with very mixed results. But even as Eba begins to return his affections, he feels a strong pull to return to his own time even though he's not sure he will ever find a way to return. Daniel Roebuck plays Rex, and as the movie was produced in the mid-80's, the filmmakers try to pass him off as high school-age even though he looks about 35 years old with middle-age spread settling in. Typical of that era's comedies, everyone in the high school scenes looks far older than their late teens, including the lovely locker room girls that chase Rex - while topless of course - out of their domain. These five lovelies include some serious 80's screen babes (Michelle Bauer, Susanne Mierisch, and Jasae) as well as two lesser known ladies, (Pamela Powers, Susie Lynch) but all are looking great. Also very, very attractive and spending all of her screen time either in or out of a skimpy Cavegirl bikini is Cynthia Thompson, an absolute vision in blonde curls that's reason enough to check the movie out. Alas, some of the onscreen nudity is played for laughs by heavy set Cynthia Rullo who plays a caveman's wife that has eyes for poor Rex.

Sexmission

Two scientists volunteer to be cryogenically frozen as part of an experiment, and as a result awaken 50 years later in a post-apocalyptic world that has moved underground after World War III. In addition to this, they are the only two living specimens of the male sex as the entire world is now populated by women. While one of the lads thinks this is terrific, the other is puzzled by women, relationships and love as he has always spent his life with more scholarly pursuits. Soon, however, both hatch a plan to escape the underworld aided by two sympathetic lovelies who are fascinated by the men's tales of the old world. Huge Polish mid-80's box-office hit stars the very beautiful blonde Bozena Stryjkowna and buxon brunette Boguslawa Pawelec as the two helpful babes, as well as a host of other Polish hotties including Magdalena Kuta and Anna Wesolowska as a pair of guards any guy would like to have holding him in a cell, Karina Szafranska as a babe that strips fully nude in an elevator, and a bunch of Unknown Sexmission Amazons that walk around topless. Funny stuff.

Sex Files / Sexual Intrigue (2008)

Pornstar Lisa Ann, best known for her satirical, XXX portrayal of former Alaskan governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin in Who's Nailin' Paylin, here plays therapist Jill Dunning, a fine looking MILF whose sexy female patients are being murdered on by one. As the chilling murders continue, Jill's boyfriend becomes increasingly distant and short tempered. Soon she speculates that he might have something to do with the killings, but it could be she's figured everything out too late to avoid being a target herself.

This is somewhat atypical Mainline Releasing Group in that the running time is longer than 80 minutes and the cast is comprised entirely of brunette hardcore porn stars like Jennifer Dark, Roxi Devill, and Kayden Faye. The sex scenes are many (9 total!) and they run close to seven minutes a piece with all being male-female. That said, the running time is padded by some lame slow motion action, so it's tough to give this one that high a grade despite the energetic performers (Dark in particular shines.) As for Lisa Ann, she doesn't much look like Palin in this flick, but every now and then you can see Larry Flint's logic for casting her in his own deliciously bad taste production. Still, she's got it all where it counts, and she bares it all for the camera without even a hint of shyness. Also titled Sexual Intrigue.

Anita-Swedish Nymphet

There are few brunettes in my lifetime who have had as profound an effect on me as Christina Lindberg had when I was little. She was the perfect balance of innocence and sexuality in everything she did, and Anita is probably the perfect example. Throw in Danièle Vlaminck, Berit Agedal and a bevy of other assorted nudies and youve got the makings of a wonderful evening. If the young man in question looks familiar, its because thats a 22-year old Stellan Skarsgard.

Run Ronnie Run

Side-splitting spin-off from HBO's "Mr. Show" chronicles the further misadventures of white trash icon Ronnie Dobbs (David Cross). When his constant brushes with the law catch the eye of TV producer Bob Odenkirk, Dobbs suddenly finds himself the star of his very own reality show. But can he cope with the pitfalls of instant celebrity? With Nikki Cox, Jill Talley, Tom Kenny, and Jack Black.

True True Lie

Ill wrap this up as succinctly as I can for you: crazy bitch (Lydia Leonard) gets back around friends who drove her crazy in the first place and shows you her boobies while taking a bath. Friends Jaime King and Annabelle Wallis dont show u their boobies. That makes ME crazy, bitch!

Lonely Street

Jay Mohr stars as Bubba Mabry in this adaptation of Steve Brewers Lonely Street. With a cast of characters thatll you surely recognize by sight (if not by name), the main highlights are Robert Patrick as a convincing Elvis Presley and Nikki Coxs new balloon lips. Wow. Id still like to see more of her, but shes not as high on my list as she used to be. Kathy Wahlquist showed a little skin also.

Acolytes

This is a very good Australian film, regardless of the nudity. Chances are, you wont even recognize that the lovely lass in the tub with child is actually Belinda McClory, a.k.a. Switch from The Matrix. Glad I took the redpill.

Road Trip-Beer Pong

Sometimes Im on the fence about shameless sequels. I liked Van Wilder 2. I almost liked VW3. I almost liked this one also. Besides the fact that DJ Qualls is the ONLY returning cast member from Road Trip, they did make it a point to include lots of hot women, many of whom get nekkid. What would have pushed this movie over the top for me? Howzabout the sweet, sweet, sweet, (okay, one more time), sweet Julianna Guill getting topless. THAT wouldve made this a classic. Instead youll have to settle for Leandra Terrazzano, Julia Levy-Boeken, Michelle Gordon, Kaitlyn Reid, Mari Marrow and Rhoda Griffis. Also starring the Ta Tas Bartenders Alicia Saint Amour, Audrey Rae, Kayla Michelle Martin, Gia Wright and Nikki Ryann.

Poison Ivy 2

Anne Goursaud directs this sexy thriller, a sequel to the Drew Barrymore vehicle Poison Ivy. After moving to Los Angeles to attend art school, the shy and sheltered Lily (Alyssa Milano) discovers the secret diary of a girl named Ivy. The more Lily reads, the more enthralled she becomes with Ivy's dark and self-serving philosophy of life. But when she frees her own dark side, it begins to take over -- and her life spins out of control.

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Let The Games Begin

Season Three, Episode 12. Sex becomes a sporting event for the Co-eds as they spend their last few days in Miami. But it's the sexy games of the Spring Break Olympics that bring the Co-eds toe-to-toe with rival, Dick Johnson. The stakes are all or nothing -- if they lose the competition, they will lose the bar. Hot scenes from Jennifer Sparks, Mia Presley, Kayla Paige and all star Michelle Maylene.

Lingerie: Comfort Fit

Season One, Episode 7. Cody and Russ each get lucky on a new dating website, onlineonenighters.com. Meanwhile, Jason has a heated photo shoot with Vanessa (Lana Tailor). Lana, one of the hottest women working in softcore, has her first scene with a guy in this series, meanwhile we've also got scenes from two newcomers, Glenda Corneilse and Jessica Vandenberg, who's pretty damned cute.

The Hunger: Room 17

Season One, Episode 6. A travelling salesman is seduced by a crazy hot chick (Kim Feeney) who comes out of his in room porn to seduce him. As you can probably guess, this can't possibly end well.

Rebecca Gayheart and Kari Ann Peniche Home Video

Eric Dane (Grey's Anatomy) and Rebecca Gayheart hook up with Kari Ann Peniche, a former Miss Teen USA turned Playboy model, in what appears to be a video of a drug induced threesome.

In the footage, cocaine is brought up by Eric, and at one point Rebecca says she is so high that she has to lay down. It looks like the sun has already come up in the bedroom window, but a lamp in the bedroom is still on, suggesting that they have been up all night.

The video, originally 13-minutes long, was edited down to just under 4-minutes. At one point Rebecca is filming her husband, naked on the bed lying next to Kari Ann, and later Eric is filming the two women in a bathtub.

There's no sex in the video and the video itself was most likely shot before things got cozy in the bedroom. But really, there is no question in my mind that these three had quite the little romp once they got all the formalities out of the way.

Co-Ed Confidential 3: It Ain't Over

Season Three, Episode 13. The final episode of season three finds everyone saying goodbye to the beach. Dena Kollar and Michelle Maylene have great scenes, there's a rare Hannah Harper scene and Mia Presley and Jennifer Sparks also strip down.

Femalien

The crown jewel in the now-defunct Charles Band-owned softcore empire called Surrender Cinema, Femalien ties with Lolita 2000 for the company's hottest flick and is definitely the most popular. Part of the credit has to be attributed to the gorgeous, ample-chested Venesa Talor, a stellar brunette with a cupie-doll face and a body built for dirty, dirty things. Talor plays Kara, an alien visiting Earth so that she might learn more about what makes humans as a species unique. In other words, she's here to get some hot male-female, female-female, and orgy action happening. The cast list is extensive, highlighted by regular Surrender Cinema girls Jacqueline Lovell, Taylor St. Clair and Holly Hollywood, but also featuring a number of great looking ladies in all manner of undress including Bobbie Marie, Skylar Nicholas, Stevi Conrad, Summer Leigh and - kicking off things in high style at the start of the picture with a solid 10 minute love scene - redheaded porn vet Leena here credited as Kathleen Mazzotta. Awesome stuff and a must for every self-respecting softcore fan's collection!

Late Night with Britney Spears

Late Night with Britney Spears doing the Top 10 Ways The World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President. Did I mention she is in a bikini? She looks hot as hell! I just might stalk her again if she plays her cards right.

Compelling Evidence

Donald Farmer wrote and directed this low-budget thriller (the fourth production he's credited for in 1995) and he gets a pretty decent set of B-List "names" to tell the tale. While Brigette Neilsen only shows off a little cleavage that's not worth much mention, the late sitcome-star-turned-erotic actress Dan Plato gives up the goods in the movie's second best love scene. The best nudity, however, goes to relative unknown Doris Ragsdale who tears off her top to wrap a tourniquette for her ailing boyfriend's arm - then makes out with him. Blessed with a perfect pair of knockers, Ragsdale tides you over until blonde, doe-eyed Melissa Moore offers some very quick glimpses of her nice rack while making out with a dude in a few scenes. The movie has something to do with news reporters, deceit and murder, but it's the boobs, not the plot, that will keep your attention.

Night of the Archer (Don't Hurt Me!)

Weird bit of mystery-thriller cinema from 1994 features the unfortunately named Avital Dicker as a young, rich Daddy's Girl that also happens to be quite a hand at archery. When a rogue, mysterious man shows up for an archery contest hosted by Avital's gangster dad, sparks (and arrows) fly - soon leaning to dad's demise. Was it his scheming, buxom secretary (Shellye Broughton) he'd been bedding on the side? Was it his angry Italian wife and her lesbian lover (played by Barnara Carrera and Sandahl Bergman respectively, but with no naked joy)? Or was it his other, street-smart daughter played by the fetching Leslie Hardy? In true who-done-it fashion, you don't know until the credits role, but what you do know is that Avital, Broughton and especially Hardy are some fine looking ladies! released as Don't Hurt Me! in the U.S., Night of the Archer is the original (and far better) title.

Moscow on the Hudson

Robin Williams portrays a Russian saxophone player who defects to America while his troupe tours New York City. He finds romance, muggers and freedom in this warm and often hilarious tale. Maria Conchita Alonso, Olga Talyn, Alejandro Rey co-star; Paul Mazursky directs. 115 min.

Gigantic

For those of you waiting for this movie because of Zoey Deschanels first nude scene, chances are its going to be a Gigantic disappointment. I think shes topless but the cameras so far away I cant tell! Oh well. Maybe next time.

Julia

Tilda Swinton is known for playing great characters, regardless of how dirty, filthy, morally bankrupt or bereft of all redeemable qualities those characters may be. (She makes a good angel as well, but she was a fucked up angel so I guess that makes sense.) Oh yeah, and she does a lot of nude scenes too! Fortunately for us, Julia has all of that AND is really good as well. Tilda Swinton is a giant amongst her fluffy Hollywood midget peers.

Igby Goes Down

This is a great movie regardless of the fact that Amanda Peet is topless while shaving her armpits. So whatta need to know? Kieran Culkin plays a fuck-up, Ryan Phillipe plays a stuck-up, and Amanda Peets topless. U wont be disappointed, unless you were hoping Claire Danes was going to shave her armpits also.

The Informers

Bret Easton Ellis wrote a book about the 80s? Wow! Go figure! The one really great thing about this movie is that Amber Heard seems to have developed an allergy to clothes. Fuckin A for AWESOME! Milena Arangos cute also, but doesnt give up the goods.

El Beso del Sueño

Dont speak Spanish? Maribel Verdus full-frontal nudity is the same in any language: FN GREAT! This is a great chance to catch the sultry Y Tu Mama Tambien star back before she became all hot & MILFy.

Breeders

Hilarious bit of sci-fi trash cinema from writer/director Tim Kincaid features an alien creature that violates a number of nubile young Manhattanites. The women then enter a trance-like state after a few days and then sleepwalk, naked, to a "nest" filled with slime. What really matters is you get some terrific scenes of lovely actresses walking around like they're trying out for a remake of Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce including total knock-out brunette babe Frances Raines (who does a fantastic nude exercise routine after snorting a hit of coke) and beautiful blonde Natalie O'Connell. As for the hive scenes, while the girls are all covered in goo, they're also still fully naked, so you get to see more of Raines and O'Connell as well as some extra nice looks at short-cropped blonde cutie LeAnne Baker, who also does a shower scene earlier in the picture, long-haired, shapely brunette Amy Brentano, and sharp-faced, short-80's-hair girl Adriane Lee who also appears earlier doing a strip scene while chatting with her mom on the telephone. Nice exploitative nonsense, this flick goes highly recommended for beer and pizza night.

Pimp My Wife: Sexual Makeover

Season One, Episode 1. The geniuses at Mainline Releasing Group have struck again, this time with an innovative "staged reality program" that features well-known pornstars giving housewives makeovers, and then setting the wives loose on their husbands for some frisky softcore play. Of course the housewives are all actresses - some softcore, some hardcore - and the whole thing seems to be yet another way for MRG to recycle their seemingly endless library of sex scenes from shows like Voyeur. All that said, Pimp My Wife, hosted by Nicole Oring, is a real blast and is filled with some seriously sexy moments. Highly recommended!

In episode one of the show, titled Sexual Makeover, pornstar Tiffany Taylor learns to strip from Jezebelle Bond, MILF-style softcore star Angela Davies gets a spray tan and a terrific up-do under the direction of Dru Berrymore, and Hannah Harper helps porno gal Chloe Morgan with her husband's three-way desire. Along the way, you also get to see a couple archive scenes featuring hot lesbian action between Jezebelle Bond and screamer Felony as well as Dru Berrymore and buxom blonde Carolyn Monoroe.

Daughters of Darkness

Daughters of Darkness, originally released as Les lèvres rouges, remains one of the most widely acclaimed bits of European vampire cinema nearly four decades after it was produced. Director Harry Kümel focuses more on atmopshere and erotic tension than he does on any real exploitation, so while skin enthusiasts may find the pacing pondersome, those interested in the story will fine it worthwhile. This isn't to say this story of a newlywed couple crossing paths with a Hungarian Countess and her nymphette of a protege doesn't deliver the goods. You do get to see a good deal of both Danielle Ouimet as the comely, blonde wife and Andrea Rau as the sexy brunette companion to Countess Bathory, but it's not a Seduction Cinema movie - it's actual narrative based cinema with compelling, rich characters and a deep tone of forrboding. Beautifully shot and filled with terrific art design, the movie has a lot in common with the Hammer films of the same era, including some overly stagey scenes. That said, it also seems very much akin to the European art cinema movement of the 60's.

Traci I Love You

This set of video clips is from the only legal porn movie ever made by Traci Lords. It was believed by many that Traci conspired to have this movie released directly after she made it public that all her previous movies were produced while she was underage. This is just a few of the better cips from Traci I Love You.

Century Hotel

Seven different stories follow the various inhabitants of the same room at the Century Hotel, from the 1920's to present day, among them a newlywed couple, a mail-order bride from China and soldier just home from the war. Somewhat similar in concept to Four Rooms and nearly as bad. This movie wasn't terrible, it was just boring. Even babes like Mia Kirshner (Exotica, The L-Word) and Lindy Booth (The Famous Jett Jackson, Relic Hunter) couldn't liven things up, although it's almost worth watching to see Lindy's breasts.

Fragments

A gritty movie with an all-star cast about the survivors of a madmans killing spree. While it looks like Embeth Davidtz used a body double for her vertical cunnilingus scene, Lara Phillips didnt feel necessary to do the same for her oral scene.

Body and Soul

This updated version of the 1947 classic film features Jayne Kennedy before she packed on an extra 100 pounds or so. Unfortunately she shows even less than she did in the bunnymag spread that accompanied this movie. To make up for it you have these luscious beauties instead: Azizi Johari, Rosanne Katon, Ola Ray, Ingrid Greer and Laurie Senit.

Smile Pretty

I always thought that the thing I hated most in the world is strippers in movies who dont actually strip. Ive got a new hate now: online porn that isnt pornographic. If youre going to shoot a cutie like Scout Taylor-Copmton for your online porn site, at least make her get naked while you do it!

Defying Gravity

This internationally produced series, airing in America on ABC, has been described as "Grey's Anatomy in Space." It's as apt description as any as it's heavy on the melodrama. An attractive group of young astronaunts, Ron Livingston (Office Space), Laura Harris (Dead Like Me), Christina Cox (Blood Ties, Stargate: Atlantis) and Florentine Lahme (Impact) are shot into space on a SIX year mission (suck that Star Trek) around the galaxy. The FX are pretty amazing for television. The show is heavy on preflight flashbacks, which provided for the type of bra and panty type skin network TV does so well.

The Outer Limits: Caught In The Act

Season One, Episode 16. Hannah (Alyssa Milano) is a good girl until an alien artifact lands in her bedroom and turns her into a cheating slut. Good girl gone bad seemed to be a theme at this stage of Alyssa's career, not that we're complaining! This episode can be purchased as part of the DVD collection, The Outer Limits: Sex and Science Fiction Collection.

Lingerie: Everyone's A Critic

Season One, Episode 8. Lacey (Jennifer Korbin) and Rick go away for a romantic weekend in the country just as Marilyn (Denise Cobar) arranges a review of Lacey's new designs by one of New York's top fashion critics (Lalena Bennett). Jeffrey, Stephanie and Marilyn scramble to put together a sexy fashion show in Lacey's absence with the only models they can find--Vanessa (Lana Tailor) and a very reluctant Cody! This great episode opens with a fantastic Lana scene, followed by an athletic scene with Denise. Jennifer has a sexy love scene in the cabin and we wrap up with hot sex scene featuring guest star Lalena.

The Faculty

When the teachers start acting oddly, the students think they've been taken over by aliens. This time, they're right! This is a cheesy, but fun horror movie from Robert Rodriguez, with The Daily Show's Jon Stewart taking a pencil in the eye! The highlight, though, is a young, naked Laura Harris, who plays the lead alien.

Fear

In this creepy thriller, a pretty teenage girl thinks the handsome charmer she meets at a party is the man of her dreams, despite her stepfather's misgivings. But as their relationship sizzles, the new boyfriend turns more dangerously possessive, and soon the girl and her family fear for their lives. With Reese Witherspoon, Mark Wahlberg, William Petersen, Alyssa Milano. 96 min. Widescreen; Soundtracks: English 5.1, French; Subtitles: English, French; production notes; web links; theatrical trailer; scene access.

The Ranch

An indie drama about a legal brothel with a decent amount of nudity, The Ranch doesn't quite meet its goal of making you care about the girls, but it will keep your attention with all the lovely ladies losing their clothes, including Jessica Collins, Jennifer Aspen, Paige Moss, Samantha Ferris, Bonnie Root and Nicki Micheaux.

The Hunger: Bridal Suite

Season One, Episode 5. A newlywed couple (Colin Ferguson and Karen Elkin) are waylaid at a bed and breakfast with a most unusual bridal suite, run by Sally Kirkland. If you're into GILFs, you'll dig these Sally Kirkland clips, but for me the real highlight of this episode was stunning Canadian actress Karen Elkin, who holds nothing back in some of the best sex scenes I've ever seen outside of softcore.

Undercover

While many will say such softcore classics as Playtime, Femalien, Friend of the Family and I Like to Play Games rank among the all-time best of the genre, 1995's Undercover doesn't often get the same type of applause. That's a damn shame too, because Undercover (or Undercover Heat as it was originally titled) is simply one of the hottest movies ever made. Period. Starring the near perfect vision of beauty that is tall, busty brunette Athena Massey, the story follows a tomboy female detective that takes on a risky undercover gig at an upscale brothel where a murder was committed. Though she's a total knock-out, the cop doesn't know much about her own sexuality, but she soon learns a lot more than she ever expected as she starts seeing clientele to prevent blowing her cover. Before you know it, the modest cop is stripping, engaging in voyeurism, dressing up as a dominatrix and, in the movie's hottest scene, she gets into a three-way with a client and his wife (played by buxom pornstar Lisa Ann, best known for her late-career role parodying Sarah Palin in Who's Nailin' Paylen.

While you do get some nice, sexy scenes with European redhead Elena Olanson, frequent genre star Rena Riffel and, in a bath scene with Riffel, porn vet Tammi Ann, Undercover is really all about Athena Massey who is one of the best-looking and most competent actresses this genre has ever had the good-fortune to unclothe. The woman is positively a vision and her nicely choreographed sex scenes turn up the temperature even without being overly explicit (a credit to director Gregory Dark who has plenty of genre credits to his name as well as some hardcore titles.) All and all, it's one of the best you're likely to find and well worth the price of purchase if you can find the unrated version.

Pimp My Wife: The Exhibitionist

Season One, Episode 2. The geniuses at Mainline Releasing Group have struck again, this time with an innovative "staged reality program" that features well-known pornstars giving housewives makeovers, and then setting the wives loose on their husbands for some frisky softcore play. Of course the housewives are all actresses - some softcore, some hardcore - and the whole thing seems to be yet another way for MRG to recycle their seemingly endless library of sex scenes from shows like Voyeur. All that said, Pimp My Wife, hosted by Nicole Oring, is a real blast and is filled with some seriously sexy moments. Highly recommended!

In episode two of the show, titled The Exhibitionist, pornstar Vanessa Videl goes to a spa, relaxes and gets in touch with her sexy side thanks to the ever-helpful Lisa Ann, an unknown redhead named Darin explores the leather and rope world of BSDM with Asian porn vamp Syren, and Tylene Buck and husband Evan Stone double-team cutie-pie Haley Scott who wanted to make a porn movie for her fiancee. Along the way, you also get to see a couple archive scenes including one that has porno veteran Jordan Styles nude scissoring Syren.

Cemetery Man

Terrific horror movie stars a great, solemn Rupert Everett as a gravedigger and groundskeeper for a deeply weird cemetery where the dead check in... and then they check out. Little more than a few loosely collected vignettes that are well acted, stylishly directed and comically violent, Cemetery Man also boasts some very nice nudity from the extremely shapely, near-perfect-looking Anna Falchi, an Italian model who will stop you dead in your tracks (if you'll permit the pun). While the movie certainly could have benefited from more naked Falchi, it's a gory fun romp through the graveyard after the midnight hour and it goes highly recommended. From Italian director Michele Soavi, the original title is Dellamorte Dellamore, though it is also known as Demons '95, Of Death and Love and Of Death, of Love.

Luther the Geek

As a lifelong fan of Troma (yes, I have a Toxie tattoo on my ass) I have learned to accept things that others may find troublesome. F'rinstance, I always know that Troma will gladly use a canteloupe with a wig on it as an acceptable replica for a human head under a rolling vehicle. It's what makes Troma great! But for all their shortcuts, there is no shortcut for what makes Stacy Haiduk phenomenal. What a body! In the history of the nude shower scene, Stacy's has always been Top 5 for me!

The Poker House

Lori Petty makes the jump from actor to director in this gritty indie drama. Selma Blair makes the jump into yet another role where we get to see her boy-like chest. Aint my bag but Im sure some of you dig her.

American Son

Nick Cannon gives up his typical creampuff roles to play the emotional lead in this indie drama. While Melonie Diaz is merely sexy in her lovemaking scene with Nick, you do get a bit more from Diana Terranova and Eurydice Davis.

The Last House on the Left

This is an update of the classic Wes Craven 70s flick that features a very topless Riki Lindhome and the bra-and-pantied Sara Paxton and Martha MacIsaac.

Rudo y Cursi

From the depths of great contemporary Mexican cinema comes yet another successful pairing of Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal. This time they play brothers with exceptional soccer skills, taking them from their dusty local pitch to First Division teams playing against each other. This is an excellent movie. What makes it even better is the sexy Jessica Mas making love on the kitchen counter.

De las profundidades del cine mexicano contemporáneo viene otro apareamiento acertado de Diego Luna y Gael Garcia Bernal. Esta vez los dos son hermanos con habilidades excepcionales de futbol, tomarlos desde su campo de futbol polvoriento a los equipos de Primera División jugando contra el otro. ¡Esta película es excelente! Lo que hace mejor es la mujer sexy Jessica Mas follando en la cocina. (Forgive me if I screwed this up. I translated this puppy on my own-NFJ)

Sex Pot

Theres nothing wrong with low-budget movies. In fact, with Hollywood usually leaning towards prudish its the lower budget movies that give us the best nudity. If you like movies with wall-to-wall skin and a more-than-generous helping of weed, then this movie is for you. Theres so much nudity I actually only capped half of it because I didnt want to be ridiculous. There could easily have been 30 clips. Theres so many actresses I cant keep em straight, but so far Ive identified Michelle Penick, Rana Davis, Christine Nguyen, LIndsey Ahern, Giusy Castiglione, Jasna Novosel, Sarah Agor, Teryl Brouilette, DeAnne Destler, Orit and Maura Murphy. The best part: it's in 3-D!!!

Oh yeah, the video they're watching while screwing watermelons is none other than The 18 Year Old Virgin which is also available here on Nitro!

Fotonovela

Softcore auteur Bob Kubilos makes a run at more legitimate fare with this mockumentary/satire of the world of fashion modeling and photography. Funny and sexy, the story focuses on a photographer's assistant and his day-to-day travails with his tempestuous boss as they shoot a dozen divas for a Spanish-food-themed swimsuit calendar. While the situation is humorous, the eye candy is a serious draw and the 12 ladies displayed look fine. The ladies are introduced as the months they represent in the following order: Audrey Martinez, Tess Tarin, Elizabeth Gutierrez, Jessica Castenello, Nuvia Rivera, Lucy Garcia, Noelle Perris, Betsy Aragon, Lisa Hernandez, Amy White, Zyanna Barcelo, Leticia Lopez.

Beverly Hills Bordello: Divine Inspiration

A late-night Skinemax series that ran from 1996-1998, Beverly Hills Bordello matched nice shooting and gorgeous actresses with provocative storylines about an upscale "spa" run by sophisticated Madam/business woman Veronica Winston. During its three-year run, countless softcore greats passed through the Bordello's boudoirs, and several of the shows encounters were later recycled by companies like Mainline Releasing Group in compilation videos.

In Divine Inspiration from Season 2, the show takes a decidedly weird turn when a Bible-thumping reporter infiltrates the Winston Spa to gather dirt about a regular client that also happen to be a Senator. Alas, when faced with the delights of the ladies working the spa, he soon sees that maybe sex isn't nearly the sin everyone makes it out to be. As always during Season 2, Veronica Winston is portrayed by softcore legend Gabriella Hall, but here we get a pretty rare sequence with Veronica herself getting into the action, and it's one of Hall's best scenes of her career. Also starring the perfect-bodied Lauren Hays and, in a single non-nude scene, comely Linda O'Neil.

Pimp My Wife: Totally Exposed

Season One, Episode 3. The geniuses at Mainline Releasing Group have struck again, this time with an innovative "staged reality program" that features well-known pornstars giving housewives makeovers, and then setting the wives loose on their husbands for some frisky softcore play. Of course the housewives are all actresses - some softcore, some hardcore - and the whole thing seems to be yet another way for MRG to recycle their seemingly endless library of sex scenes from shows like Voyeur. All that said, Pimp My Wife, hosted by Lisa Ann, is a real blast and is filled with some seriously sexy moments. Highly recommended!

In episode three of the show, titled Totally Exposed, lovely, lithe Christine Nguyen plays a naughty wife learning how to strip from pornstar Tyler Faith, (Nguyen's sex scene at the end with her "husband" is awesome). Next, hardcore gal Kylee King flirts with porn vet TJ Hart to learn fearlessness. Finally brunette cutie-pie Kelly Kline first gets a makeover courtesy of Kaylani Lei, then triple teams her unbelievably lucky husband with Lei and fellow pornstar Jordan Styles. Along the way, you're treated to a few archive scenes including one that has TJ Hart going at it in a three-way that features Dru Berrymore!

Blaze

Lolita Davidovich had been bouncing around in small parts until Blaze came along, but her portrayal of Blaze Starr (as well as co-starring with Paul Newman) helped put her on the map. While I remember her doing the talk-show circuit talking about having prostethic breasts for the role, theres nothing fake about her watermelon scene!

Life is Hot in Cracktown

This movie is hard, gritty, brutal and will take you for a ride through a side of life youd probably like to avoid. You may be thinking Hmmm, do I really want to take this ride? Well take my word for it: you DO! Otherwise youll miss the very sexy tranny Kerry Washington re-adjusting her manhood after going down on some dude. Otherwise youll miss the very topless Shannyn Sossamon and Stephanie Lugo. And of course your regualr assortment of crack whores!

Twilight

A fine film in the noir detective tradition. Retired cop and PI Harry Ross (Paul Newman) is taken in by a wealthy Hollywood couple (Gene Hackman and Susan Sarandon) after he's shot bringing their runaway daughter (Reese Witherspoon) back from Mexico. Blackmail turns to murder and Harry finds he can't even trust his oldest friends. All the old pros turn in fine perforances, though it's a little depressing to see how tired 72 year old Newman was. This film features Reese Witherspoon's only on screen nudity to date, a couple well-lit, topless shots. She made this before she really became a star and was probably willing to lose her top for the chance to work with all those Oscar winners. The gamble paid off because not long afterward her career really took off.

Hugo Pool

This bizarre cult comedy stars Alyssa Milano as Hugo, a young pool cleaner in Los Angeles. In the course of one day, Hugo cleans 44 pools, deals with eccentric and even dangerous clients, helps her parents (Cathy Moriarty and Malcolm McDowell) grow up and still finds time to fall in love -- with a Hungarian film director (Patrick Dempsey) afflicted with Lou Gehrig's disease. Co-stars Robert Downey Jr., Richard Lewis, Ann Magnuson and Sean Penn.

Mad Men: Out of Town

Season Three, Episode 1. Season three opens with Betty (January Jones) several months into her pregnancy and Don (Jon Hamm) going out of town for business, where he proves he hasn't changed that much by bedding a hot stewardess (Sunny Mabrey).

True Blood: Keep This Party Going

Season Two, Episode 2. Sookie (Anna Paquin) and Bill make up, meanwhile Jessica (Deborah Ann Wohl) proves hard to control and Maryann (Michelle Forbes) continues to torment Sam.

Lingerie: Model Behavior

Season One, Episode 9. Vanessa (Lana Tailor) continues her hot affair with Jason, while Marilyn (Denise Cobar) keeps working her way through the men of NYC and Stephanie (Misty Mundae as Erin Brown) gets more action. Also, there's a hot scene with guest star Inna Inanova.